PART 6
(Cut to the Nurse's Office, Shutaro is starting to regain
consciousness.)
Shutaro: Ohhh....My face...My head.....(sits up with the room spinning)
Uhhhh....I think I'm going to throw up.......OWWWW....
(Shutaro holds his jaw and feels his face. His hands come away with
dried blood on them. After several minutes he finally manages to stand
up)
Shutaro: Damn Ryuunosuke........(suddenly realizes where he is)
Tsubame.....I know you're up to something......And I'm going to find out
what it is.
(Shutaro starts to look around and then sees the pitcher nearby the sink
right where Shinobu left it.)
Shutaro: Hmmm...(sniffs pitcher) Hmmm....This smells a little
strange.....
(Shutaro picks up the pitcher and considers taking a taste but then
thinks better of it and continues to search the office when the door
opens and a janitor walks in.)
Janitor: Hey! School's been closed for over a hour now......GET OUT!
Shutaro: Just a minute.....I'm looking for something important....
Janitor: NOW. Or I call the cops and have you arrested for trespassing
after school hours.
Shutaro: ALL RIGHT ALREADY!!! (Shutaro storms out of the office into the
hallway, still carrying the pitcher of sex sake with him, unaware of
it's contents. Shutaro then takes out his portable phone.)
Shutaro: (talking on the phone) This is Shutaro. I need transportation
to the Mendou estate right now. I'm at Tomobiki High School. Meet me
out in front and be quick about it!
(Shutaro walks down the stairs and outside to the front of the school.
It is now dark and a moment later the night is penetrated by the
headlights of a limo. Shutato gets into it and it drives away.)
(Cut to a telephone booth, Ataru is dialing a number frantically while
looking around him fearfully. The phone rings several times and a voice
picks up.)
Shinobu: (excited voice) Tsubame?
Ataru: What? (frowns) No. It's Ataru.
Shinobu: (irritated) What do YOU want.
Ataru: It's a long story. Could I stay over at your place for the
night? I have to get away from Lum. Shinobu, you're my only hope!
Shinobu: You must think I'm the stupidest person on the face of the
planet! There's NO way I'm inviting you here........especially to sleep
over!
Ataru: I'm NOT trying to make a pass at you, I swear! I just need to
hide out for a while!
Shinobu: Yeah, RIGHT. What did you do? Make a pass at another woman in
front of Lum?
Ataru: (Desperate) NO! I JUST NEED.....
Shinobu: I don't have time to waste on you! (Ataru hears the sound of a
motor or something in the background) Ohhhh......I have to
go...oooo.....good-bye! (she hangs up)
(Ataru stares at the phone in disbelief and then calls another
number.....)
Ami: (excited voice) Tsubame? Is that you?
(Ataru stares at the phone)
Ataru: (thinking) What is it with HIM? Have they given up on Mendou and
started to worship Tsubame instead? (Speaks aloud) Uh....Ami...It's
Ataru.
Ami: Who?
Ataru: Ataru Moroboshi. (grimaces) Lum's HUSBAND?
Ami: Oh.....What do you want? I'm busy.
Ataru: Wait! Hear me out! I...I know we don't know each other very well
but I need a place to crash for the night....It's a long story....I
promise this isn't a come-on or anything like that.....
Ami: I'm sorry Ataru but I'm not allowed to have boys sleep over at my
house. But I have a friend who I'm sure wouldn't mind putting you
up....
Ataru: Great! What's her name?
Ami: It's a HE.
Ataru: Okay, What's HIS name?
Ami: Bob.
Ataru: Bob?
Ami: Yes, He owns the local dog pound. I'm sure he can fit you right
in. They only charge 50 dollars a kennel and you'll get all the water
and kibble n bits you want! Glad I could help you. Bye!
(Ami hangs up and Ataru slowly hangs up his end)
Ataru: A simple NO would have sufficed.
(Ataru dials yet again.....)
(Cut to the Mendou estate laboratory. It is filled with various
machinery to measure and analyze almost anything in gas, liquid or solid
form. Right now the Mendou estates best scientist is studying the
pitcher of sex sake and trying to determine what it is. Shutaro stands
beside him, looking impatient.)
Shutaro: Well? What is it?
Scientist: In my expert opinion, an opinion respected by scientists the
world over, This liquid is....is....is....
Shutaro: WHAT!!!
Scientist: ......Plum juice. Slightly sweetened.
Shutaro: I KNOW THAT YOU USELESS EGGHEAD!!! (threatens the scientist
with his sword) What I WANT to know is what makes this prune juice so
unique!
Scientist: Nothing makes it unique! It is ordinary plum
juice......Slightly sweetened.
Shutaro: No it's not! It's a deadly love potion which Tsubame is using
to seduce MY Shinobu....not to mention the lovely Ami Sagawa!
Scientist: And what evidence do you base that theory on?
Shutaro: I...I don't have any. But I know there's something mysterious
about it!
(Ryoko walks into the room)
Shutaro: ARRGH! This is useless! Put the juice in a safe place and I'll
try again later. (Shutaro storms out of the room, leaving the pitcher
behind.)
(Ryoko walks up to the scientist)
Ryoko: What's going on?
Scientist: Your brother is convinced this pitcher of ordinary plum juice
contains a powerful drug that is forcing girls to sexually submit to
someone named Tsubame...(shakes his head) Personally, I think your
brother has plum juice between the ears......The only difference between
this and regular plum juice is that it's slightly sweeter.
Ryoko: (picks up the pitcher) Allright then....I'll just take it up to
my room and drink it there! (starts to walk away)
Scientist: Wait! Uh......I don't think your brother wants you to drink
that......
Ryoko: That's PRECISELY why I'm drinking it! Besides I love good plum
juice.
Scientist: But he'll get mad at me!
Ryoko: Don't worry. I won't let him fire you! (laughs and runs out of
the room.)
(Cut to the phonebooth. Ataru is making one final call....as he has run
out of change.)
Voice on phone: This is the home of the Mendou Estate. To talk to the
master press one, To talk to the madam press two, To talk to Shutaro
Mendou press three, to speak with Ryoko Mendou press four or hold on the
line.
(Ataru presses four and a different voice answers)
Different Voice: Is your name Ataru Moroboshi?
Ataru: No. My name is Guybrush Threepwood.
Different Voice: Okay. One moment please.
Ataru: (thinks) Baka......
(Ataru waits and looked around again, terrified Lum is going to show up
and kill him.)
(Cut to Ryoko's room. Ryoko pours herself a glass of the sex sake and
starts to drain it when her phone rings. Ryoko finishes her glass and
walks over to the phone.)
(Cut back to the Phonebooth. Ataru waits as the line rings again and
then Ryoko's sweet voice picks up.)
Ryoko: Hello?
Ataru: Ryoko? It's me, Ataru Moroboshi.
Ryoko: (there is a short pause) Ataru.......It's been a long time! How
are you?
Ataru: I'm fine. Uh....Ryoko?
Ryoko: (sweetly) What is it, Ataru?
Ataru: This is kind of short notice......I need a place to stay for the
night and I was wondering if.....
Ryoko: Of course you can stay over here. I don't mind at all!
Ataru: Really? That's great! Thanks a lot Ryoko....I owe you big time.
Ryoko: Really? (there is a long pause) Well.....I'll send an oxcart for
you at once.
Ataru: Uh.....Could you send a car instead? (thinks) I want to
disappear for a night, not two weeks! I'm in front of the beefbowl
restaurant near my house.
Ryoko: Okay! Car it is! I'll be expecting you shortly.
Ataru: Thanks again Ryoko....Oh by the way, don't tell your brother I'm
coming or he'll try to kill me.
Ryoko: But I want to rub it in his face!
Ataru: You still can....after I'm gone. (Thinks) And I can deny it
later.
Ryoko: Okay then! I'll see you soon.....I'm looking forward to it. Bye.
(hangs up)
Ataru: Whew! I'd thought I'd never find a place!
(Several minutes pass and then a stretch limo appears in front of the
restaurant, A kuroko steps out of the driver's side and opens the door
for Ataru. Ataru gets in and to his surprise finds Ryoko inside. She
is wearing a skimpy black kimono with red roses on it. The kuroko
driver gets back in and starts to drive. Ataru starts to speak when
Ryoko leans over and gives him a lingering kiss. Ataru eyes widen in
surprise and then he returns the kiss. When they finally stop Ataru
starts to speak.)
Ataru: Wow. That was really nice Ryoko. Why did you kiss me?
Ryoko: (smiling) Because I WANTED to.
Ataru: (smiles back) Good reason. (thinks) I wonder what ELSE she wants
to do......Maybe I'll have my night of passion after all.......(looks
guilty) I hope Lum's okay.....
Ryoko: Is everything all right Ataru?
Ataru: Hai. Just thinking that all.
Ryoko: Oh? About what?
Ataru: Uh....You! (looks at Ryoko) You really look beautiful in that
Kimono, Ryoko.
Ryoko: (Smiles) I look even better OUT of it.
Ataru: Huh?
(Ryoko undoes the belt of her Kimono to reveal some incredible looking
lingerie.)
Ataru: (truly shocked now) Ryoko!
Ryoko: We are here.
Ataru: Where?
(Ataru rolls down the power window and sees a beach with no signs of
civilization anywhere for miles in all directions. The kuroko driver of
the limo gets out and walks away into the distance.)
Ryoko: (crawling over to Ataru) It's too dangerous for us to go to the
mansion. My brother is carrying on about stupid things again. So I
arranged for the driver to take us here where no one will be able to
find us.
(Ryoko looks deep into Ataru's eyes and holds his hands in hers.)
Ryoko: I want my first experience with a man to be with you dear Ataru.
Please.....Make love to me now. Let me feel you inside me.
Ataru: (Thinking) I can't believe it! She really wants me! But
Lum.......If I make love to Ryoko I'm REALLY a hentai. If I don't make
love to her I'm a DAMN FOOL. What do I do? What do I do! (speaks aloud)
I thought you wanted to marry Tobimaro Mizunokoji?
Ryoko: I couldn't care less about him. It is you I love.
Ataru: (hands trembling) I...I...I don't know....I....Maybe I'd better
be going....
Ryoko: (Sensing his hesitation) PLEASE Ataru....Make love to
me.....Right here.....
(Ryoko slowly rubs her hands all over her body. Her breasts rises with
her every breath as she runs her hands over her breasts, her arms, her
legs, and then she spreads her legs and places her hand between her legs
and begins to masturbate.)
Ryoko: I want to feel your hot breath on my neck......
(Ryoko rubs her clit faster and harder, causing Ataru's eyes to bug out
with lust.)
Ryoko: I want you to take me here....(rubs her breasts)....here...(rubs
her cunt) and even here if you like.....(gesture at her mouth and she
slowly licks her lips invitingly.
(Ataru is torn with indecision. Then he starts to reach for the door
handle....and then quickly changes his mind, moves over to where she
sits and kisses her hard on the mouth.
Ryoko: Mmmmmm.....Make love to me.......
(Ataru slowly places his trembling hands on Ryoko's breasts and then
begins to massage them, slowly in a circular motion and then he lightly
twists Ryoko's hardened nipples through her undergarments.)
Ryoko: Ohhhhh..That feels wonderful!
(Ryoko stands up and slowly peels off her underwear, with help from
Ataru's teeth, and soon she is completely naked.)
Ryoko: Ataru.....OHHH.....AHHHHHH!!!
(The entire limo echoes her cry of passion as Ataru leans down and
places his mouth on one of her breasts and sucks the nipple while
licking around it with his tongue. Ataru then runs his hands all over
Ryoko's body...
Ryoko: Ohhhh yes......Oooohhh......Ahhhh....ah.......uhhhh...
(Ryoko sits up and gently pushes Ataru back onto the comfortable limo
seat and proceeds to give Ataru a full body massage.)
Ataru: Mmmm...Hmmmm.....That feels so good.....
(Ryoko leans down and kisses Ataru. She and Ataru hold the kiss for
quite a while their hands continue to explore each other's bodies.
Ryoko: You're good at this......Mmmmmm.......Yes! Rub me there! THERE!
(Ataru slowly strokes her pussy through her panties and then pulls them
down completely and puts his fingers inside her.
Ryoko: OHHHH!!!! OOOOH! AHHHHH! THAT'S WONDERFUL!!!! OOOOOH!
(Ryoko, encouraged by Ataru's efforts, fumbles and pulls Ataru's zipper
down, the sound echoing throughout the giant limo, and places her hand
inside. They are now lying next to each other in a 69 position.
Ataru: OH GOD!!! YES!!! MOVE YOUR HAND UP AND DOWN......YES THAT'S IT!
OHHHH! UHHHHH! UHH!! UHHHHHHHH!!! AHHHHH!!!
(Ryoko continues to massage his staff and balls while Ataru darts his
fingers in and out of Ryoko's cunt, which has started to drip with
desire.)
Ryoko: OOOOOOH!!! YES THERE!!!! PUT IT IN THERE!!!!! UHHHHH!!!!
(Ryoko leans down and runs her tongue up and down Ataru's cock and then
takes it into her mouth. She continues to lick it from bottom to top
over and over like an ice cream cone.)
Ataru: UUUUUUUHHH!!! OHHHH!!!! THAT'S........OHHHHHHHHHHHH......YES.....
(Ataru leans over a little closer and gently licks Ryoko's cherry.)
Ryoko: OHHHH!!! AHHHH!!! MORE!!!!!
(Ataru licks around and around Ryoko's wet cherry and sticks his fingers
deeper into her cunt.)
Ryoko: YES!!!! (Ryoko lets out several shuddering breaths) OH
GOD.......OHHH!
(Ataru GENTLY bites Ryoko's cherry)
Ryoko: YE.....YES....YES.....MORE....HUR..HURRY....
(Ataru takes his fingers out of Ryoko's cunt and holds them out for
Ryoko to lick clean.
Ataru: How do you taste?
Ryoko: Mmmmm. Good. Let's see how you taste.
(Ryoko GENTLY bites Ataru's testicles)
Ataru: Whoa.......Easy now....OHHHHH!!!......I can't take much
more.....UHHHH!
(Ataru sticks his face directly into Ryoko's clit and sticks his tongue
in VERY deep.)
Ryoko: OHHH! UHHH!! AHHH!!! OH YES!!!!! RIGHT THERE!!!! OOOOHH OHHH!!!
(Ryoko continues to scream in pleasure as Ataru reaches even deeper with
her tongue. Then he pulls his tongue out and looks into Ryoko's pussy)
Ataru: Your tunnel is so long! Your insides are moving! Wow!
Ryoko: Don't....Don't look THERE.....I'm embarrassed........
Ataru: (Still staring into her) Such a long love tunnel......I wonder
how TIGHT.......?
(Ataru sticks his middle finger in her as far as he can)
Ryoko: OHHHHHHHHHH!! I CAN'T WAIT ANOTHER MOMENT!
(Ryoko suddenly sits up and changing position, mounts Ataru, who removes
his fingers and braces himself. Ryoko takes a deep breath and holding
Ataru's hand she says....
Ryoko: For us.
(Ryoko guides Ataru's penis to her opening and then quickly sits down on
him)
Ryoko: OWWWWW!!!!OOOHH!! OHHHHHHH!!! UHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!
(Ryoko, after getting over the pain of being deflowered by Ataru, begins
to rock back and forth, drawing more of him inside her.
Ataru: RY....RYOKO!!! YOU...YOU MAKE ME FEEL REAL GOOD!!! OHHHHH GOD!!!
(Ryoko rocks faster, moving up, down, forward, and a little to the side,
causing no end to the pleasure Ataru is feeling.)
Ryoko: MOROBOSHI!!! MOROBOSHI!!!
Ataru: RYOKO!!! RYOKO!!! (About to cum) I LOVE YOU!!!!
(Both Ataru and Ryoko cum at the same time)
Ryoko: YYYYYYYYESSSSSSS!!!! OH ATARU! I LOVE YOU TOO!!!
(They cuddle up to one another and fall asleep in each other's arms)
(Cut to Tsubame's House, Ryuunosuke and Tsubame are already making out,
both of them naked. Ryuunosuke is kneeling on the front end of the bed
with her hands placed outwards while Tsubame prepare to fucks her from
the rear.)
Tsubame: May I?
(Ryuu nods her head and braces herself as Tsubame gently penetrates her
vagina)
Ryuu:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!
(Ryuu lets loose a long moan and sighs as she loses her virginity to
Tsubame)
Ryuu: UUUUUUUUUUHHHH!!! WOW! I NEVER THOUGHT....OHHHHHHH!!!!
Tsubame: RYUU-CHAN....
(Tsubame grabs Ryuu's soft ass and thrusts himself deep into Ryuu's
clit.)
Ryuu: OHHH TSUBAME!!!! YOU MAKE ME FEEL.....UHHHHH!!!
Tsubame: RYUU......UHHHH!!! AHHH!!!! RYUU!!!! OOOOOHH!!!
Ryuu: YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A....LIKE A....(About to cum) A REAL
WOMAN!!!! OH YES!!!!!!!!!!!
Tsubame: RYUU-CHAN!!!
(Both Tsubame and Ryuunosuke cum and Tsubame falls forward onto
Ryuunosuke.)
Tsubame: How was it....for you.
Ryuunosuke: (smiling) It was wonderful. Can we do it again?
Tsubame: We have all night.....
Ryuunosuke: Why didn't we do this earlier? I've always wanted to.
Tsubame: Do you really mean that?
Ryuunosuke: (smiling) Actions speak louder than words...
(She kisses him and then repositions his body so she can mount him.
Ryuunosuke moans as she slides down Tsubame's staff and bounces up and
down.)
Ryuunosuke: OH YES!!!!!
(Cut to the sky of Tomobiki, An enraged Lum is chasing Jariten all over
Tomobiki.)
Jariten: (thinking) I'll get you for this Ataru!
Lum: (who is wearing an outfit similar to Ryoko's and looks mad)
TEN!!!!! GET BACK HERE!!!!
(Cut to the front of Ryuunosuke's House, Her father is standing by the
door)
Father: RYUUNOSUKE!!!! GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE!!!! RYUUNOSUKE!!!!!
(Just then the sky rumbles and the Father looks up to see it beginning
to rain.)
Father: (Getting drenched) RYUUNOSUKE!!!!
THE NEXT DAY....
(Scene cuts back to Ryoko's limo, It is dawn, Ataru and Ryoko continue
to sleep in each other's arms. Then a knocking sound is heard and Ataru
stirs. He groggily sits up and finds himself face to face with the limo
driver.)
Ataru: AHHHHH!!! (falls backwards, startled and wakes Ryoko up.)
Ryoko: Wha.....Oh. It's morning. (turns to a shocked Ataru and kisses
him) Good morning Master....
Ataru: Master? W....What am I doing here........Uh oh.
(Ataru starts to remember the night before as the cold morning air
pierces the haze in his brain from waking up.)
Ataru: Oh yeah......(turns to Ryoko) We made love last night, didn't we?
Ryoko: Yes. (hugs him close to her naked flesh) You were magnificent!
Ataru: I was? (smiles) Uh....I course I was! Girls all over the world
lust for my body and want to date me. (thinks) In my dreams......
Ryoko: (frowns a little) I want you for myself! No girl can have you
but me!
Ataru: Uhhh...(thinks) I better use a little tact here. (speaks aloud)
Of course Ryoko my love! I've just got to get to school and so do you.
Voice: That is correct.
Ataru GAHH!! (turns to see the limo driver staring through the window.)
Don't sneak up on us like that! (hides his naked body behind Ryoko)
Driver: Miss Ryoko, your father will be very disappointed in me if I do
not get you to school on time.
Ryoko: (still holding Ataru) Oh darn! I want to make love to you again!
Ataru: Maybe later. Right now I have to get to school or Onsen-Sensei
will have my hide for lunch! I'll talk to you in a couple of days after
I settle things with Lum okay?
Ryoko: Very well Master.
Ataru: Stop calling me master! (thinks for a moment then adds) At least
until we make love again.
Ryoko: Hai, mas.....Ataru. (looks at the driver) You may take us back
now.
(The limo rushes back towards Tomobiki high school while Ataru and
Ryoko get dressed.
Ryoko: (helping Ataru with his shirt) Will you call me soon?
Ataru: (fastening her bra) Er....Of course! When I get the
chance...heh....
Ryoko: I'm so happy! (kisses Ataru) I'll be waiting, Ataru darling!
(Ataru winces at being called DARLING and asks the driver to stop a
little distance from the school so as not to arise suspicion and walks
into the school, looking more or less normal.)
(Cut to the 2-4 Classroom. The scene is a little grimmer than before.
Lum sits at her desk, sobbing while Megane, Shutaro and the
Stormtroopers all try to comfort her. Shinobu and Ami sit at their
respective desks. Shinobu looks as anxious as Ami did the day before
and Ami looks ready to snap, clenching the side of her desk. Ryuunosuke
has arrived on time for a change and is looking at Lum with a dark smile
on her face.) Onsen Mark is sitting at the front of the class and
saying nothing for fear that Lum will shock him in her present state of
mind.)
Megane: (Putting a hand on Lum's shoulder) Don't worry Lum. Ataru run
away before. He'll come back when he feels he's ready.
Shutaro: (Sarcastically) Whenever THAT is.
Megane: (Frowns and whispers to Mendou) I'm trying to cheer Lum up so
keep your big mouth SHUT for once.
Perm: (Puts his hand on Lum's other shoulder) Ataru and you have had
fights before. He'll be back.
Shutaro: (looks at Lum sorrowfully) Oh it breaks my heart to see you in
such agony! If I could give you my heart....
Everyone: SHUT UP MENDOU!!! (Chibi and Kakugari grab Shutaro and drags
him away)
Shutaro: Take your hands off me!!!
(Shutaro shrugs Chibi and Kakugari off of him and walks over to
Shinobu's desk.)
Shutaro: What a bunch of losers....eh Shinobu?
(Shinobu says nothing)
Shutaro: Shinobu? Are you okay?
Shinobu: Leave me alone.
Shutaro: What's wrong? Please tell me.
Shinobu: I'm FINE now please leave me alone! (hurtful) Lum needs your
NOBLE words!
(Shutaro walks away from her, dejected. He walks back to his seat when
Ataru walks through the door.)
Ataru: (quietly) Hello.
Lum: DARLING!
(Lum rushes over to Ataru but Megane beats her to him and grabs him by
the collar. Ataru offers no resistance.)
Megane: ATARU!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW WORRIED LUM HAS BEEN!!!!
Lum: Let him go!
Megane: But, Lum.....
Lum: Please......Just let him go.
(Megane drops Ataru in disgust and steps back to let Lum deal with him.)
Lum: Darling.
Ataru: (who cannot meet her eyes) Hai.
Lum: I have something to say to you.
Ataru: (close his eyes) Just kill me now and be done with it.
Lum: (tears flowing) That not it. (Ataru looks up at her) I want to
apologize to you.
Entire Class: WHAT!!!
Megane: WHAT THE F......
Onsen-Mark: AHEM! (Megane pipes down) Thank you.
Ataru: (confused) What?
Lum: I know Ten threatened to tell everyone if you didn't run away. I
punished him and sent him back to Oniboshi. He'll never bother you
again. I'm sorry.
Megane: (Frowns) Tell everyone WHAT?
(Lum hugs Ataru who hugs her back. They both have tears in their eyes
but for different reasons....)
Ataru: (thinking) What am I going to do....I finally let my lust
overtake my true feelings....What will I do?
Megane: Wait a second! Did I hear you correctly?
Chibi: Jariten is gone for good?
Lum: (looks up and saids firmly) YES.
Entire Class: HURRAH!!! (Starts to sing) NA NA NA NA.....NA NA NA
NA......HEY HEY HEY......GOOD-BYE!!!!.....NA NA NA NA....(continues to
sing and forms a conga line while celebrating the departure of Ten.)
Onsen-Mark: (rolling his eyes, thinking) Imagine if Cherry was leaving
for good. They would be dancing in the streets for weeks.
(While the celebration gets into full swing the P.A. System comes
alive.)
P.A. System: Will Ami Sagawa and Ataru Moroboshi, please report to the
Nurse's office. Ami Sagawa and Ataru Moroboshi to the Nurse's Office.
That is all.
Ami: (Thinking) AT LAST!!!! (She musters all her strength not to sprint
out of the classroom and walks briskly out the door.)
Ataru: I'll be back. (Let's go of Lum and follows Ami out the door.)
(Lum stares after him and considers following him but Megane grabs her
waist from behind and pulls her to the front of the conga line. Lum
struggles for a moment and then decides to join the class in the
celebration.)
Lum: (Thinking) This is fun! (calls out to Onsen-Mark) Hey Sensei! Come
on and join us!
Onsen-Mark: (thinking) Well....I'm not going to get any work done as
long as they keep celebrating.......What the hell!
(To the delight of the class Onsen-Mark joins the conga line at the end
and they all join in to sing.)
Conga Line: NA NA NA NA....NA NA NA NA....HEY HEY HEY....SO LONG!!!
GOOD-BYE!!! NA NA NA NA....
(Shutaro and Shinobu are the only ones who have not joined the conga
line. Shinobu looks nervous and Shutaro looks concerned.)
Shinobu: (thinking desperately) Please call me Tsubame......please.
Shutaro: Something is rotten in the office of Tsubame.....
TO BE....
(Bang!)
ARRGGH....URK...(thump!)
(Ladies and Gentlemen....The continuity guy has been shot. Replacing
him until he has fully recovered....The coming soon lady who speaks pig
latin....
(mild applause as the lady takes center stage.)
OMINGCAY OONSAY....ARTPAY EVENSAY....