PM Productions Presents
A Phillip Masters Fanfic
Hair
NOTE:  This story was originally posted to the WashuML, and spawned by a
conversation there about where Washu's hair goes when she puts it up
into her cap.

     Washu leaned back in her chair, sighing.  It had been an incredibly
long day.  Made even longer by the fact that she had spent most of it in
linear space.  Things tend to drag out in linear space.  The reason she
worked there was that no one in the house had the physical capability to
interrupt her there.  That one time with Mihoshi had to be a fluke.
     She took her mane of long red hair and rolled it into a ball the
best she could.  Fortunately, her hair had a lot of body, so was easier
to pack than it seemed.  She then placed it in her cap to alleviate some
of the pressure on her head.  
     Instantly, she felt an amazing weight lifted from her scalp.  She
purred with contentment.  This was her greatest invention.  The
Transdimensional Hair Holder.  Every strand was sent to a different
dimension, and brought back simultaniously when the cap was removed.  A
brilliant idea, that only the best scientist in the Universe could come
up with.  However, Washu never was quite sure where her hair went when
it was in the cap.  Perhaps someday she would find out.
~~~~~~Dimensional Shift~~~~~~
     "Ranma!!"  The cry flew through the house like a harbinger of doom.
For that's exactly what it was.
     The one whos name was cried instantly cringed as his ears were
assaulted by the hideous bellow.  He looked up to see Akane storm into
the room.
     "How do you explain this?!"  She asked accusingly.  She held up a
red hair about five feet long.  
     Ranma's life flashed before his eyes.  His first thought was that
he had to kill his father, his second was a shot in the dark.  "One of
mine?"  He ventured.
     Akane wasn't biting, at least, not the excuse anyway.  "Yours!  How
in the world could one of your hairs escape that prison you have them
all in on the back of your head?!"
     Ranma was still trying to think of something else when Akane
reached her hand back.  He looked on in horror as a thin mallet appeared
from seemingly nowhere with a crackle of blue energies. 
     Ranma was almost relieved at its size.  That is, until he found out
it hit a lot harder than it looked.
~~~~~~Dimensional Shift~~~~~~
     Skuld was puzzled.  She was sure she left her mallet around there
somewhere.  It was as if it just up and vanished.  She figured she might
want to check for bugs.  However, her thoughts were interupted by her
sisters cry.
     "Keiichi!  What is this!?"  She didn't sound happy.
     Keiichi poked his head into the laundry room with a startled
expression.  "What?  What happened?"
     Belldandy turned to her boyfriend with a betrayed look on her face.
She held up a certain incriminating red hair.  "What, if you mind me
asking, is this doing in your underwear?"
     Keiichi, for his part, looked thoroughly confused.  "I have no
clue."  He stated, very assuredly.
     While this did break Belldandy's anger a bit, Urd was a different
story.  She had looked in to find out what was going on, and thought
Keiichi was guilty as all get go.  
     She lifted her hands and bellowed, "You have cheated on my
sister!".  With that, she hurled a shock wave at the poor young man.  
     Imagine all their surprise when it just suddenly vanished four feet
from its target.
~~~~~~Dimensional Shift~~~~~
     Makoto covered his eyes as his experiment blew up in his face.  He
was positive it would work this time.  In fact, he had thought he'd
broken through to another dimension.  Then, the whole set up had just
went kablooie. 
     He started to write his new findings on his mini Eye of God, when
Ifurita stormed into the room.  He began to greet her happily, but
squelched it when he saw the look on her face.  Then, gulped as he
noticed her battle aura was flaring something fierce.
     She simply held up the hair.  
     Makoto stared at it, not quite sure what he was supposed to do.
     Ifurita only got more pissed off.  She raised the Staff and
declared, "I think it's time to reactivate the Eye!", while giving
Makoto her own in a very nasty way.
     Makoto was still totally in the dark as a wormhole began to descend
on him.
~~~~~~Dimensional Shift~~~~~~
     Shinji blinked at the charred pen that had just fallen next to him.
Where it had come from was a mystery he would have seriously liked
solved.  Unfortunately, his musings were stopped by the entrance of his
two war fellows.  The odd thing was that they had the longest darned red
hair he had ever seen suspended between them.
     "Care to explain this?"  Rei asked, with her usual finesse.
     "What?"  He wondered, staring back and forth between the two girls.
     Asuka turned to Rei.  "See?"  She stated.  "Told you he would deny
it."
     Rei nodded.  Then she tossed something to Shinji, her expression,
or lack thereof, never changing.
     Shinji caught the small device with little difficulty.  However, he
couldn't figure out what it was.  He asked as much.
     Rei almost, almost, grinned, while Asuka answered, "It's a Quantum
Grenade."
      Shinji had no clue as to what that was, but it didn't sound good.
His fears were confirmed as it detonated.  He was thrown across the room
an slammed most unceremoniously into the wall.  The grenade isn't met
for effecting this plane of existance, still packs a punch though.  
     Waves of intense energy flew through subspace from the blast with
much more destructive power.
~~~~~~Dimensional Shift~~~~~~
     Washu was startled out of her sleep by a crackling noise.  She
reached out, her holoscreen obediently appearing under her fingers.  She
was shocked to find a large amount of power striking her sub space
shields.
     "Now who would do that?"  She mused quietly, before shrugging and
leaning back once more in her chair.
     She closed her eyes again with a sigh.  It had been such a long
day.
END
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