| Subject: [FFML][fanficion][teaser][A!MS] It's All a Mistake! |
| From: "Mark Premo" <primo1@thegrid.net> |
| Date: 9/13/1997, 1:17 PM |
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Hi all! I know I said I don’t write but I just couldn’t get this outta my head so I decided to try anyhow. This will be my first attempt at fanficion(or any type of writing) so please be gentle. C&C is welcome, FLAMES shall be returned to sender, along with a 5O Megaton nuclear bomb that I bought from Better Bombs and Blasters INC. “Have a nice Apocalypse”. And now, on with the fic.
Legend:
<~> = Thoughts
<What is going on here!!?!> I thought in amazement. <One minute, I’m on the sofa ‘bout to call my best friend, the next, I hear this goofy message about a goddess something or the other office and this GOREGOUS babe pops out of the mirror in my hallway! Not that I object to having a pretty girl around mind you, but I WANNA KNOW WHATS UP!>
“Hello there, are you Kain Smith?” she asks.
“Umm, ya”
“Great, I’m Belldandy, the goddess of the present. I’ve been sent here to grant you one wish.”
To say I was Stupefied would be like saying water is wet. “Uhhh,” <wake up you idiot! There’s a beautiful woman standing right in front of you and you do nothing about it!!?!> I mentally screamed at myself.
“I’ve been sent here by the goddess relief office to grant you one wish. And could you please hurry? I’ve got a date with my boyfriend soon.”
My brain finally catching up with the rest of me “You can do that?”
“Yes, I’m a very powerful goddess”
“Wow, wish I had that kind of power,” I said wistfully. Now that I look back I WISH I never said that.
With that a pure white light descended from the heavens dragging a protesting goddess up into it.
“Hey! Whats going on here? This isn’t suppose to hap...”
The light then flashed out, leaving behind a VERY wide-eyed goddess.
“W-wish... accepted,” she said breathlessly, right before she fainted, convulsing every few seconds on the floor.
* * *
10 years later...
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN KAMI-SAMA BLAMES ME! It’s not my fault he broke his leg going down the stairs.
I winced at the volume as Charles(god of Butlers) chewed me out from the other end of the line.
“It’s his fault then for making me the god of accidents! I don’t authorize every accident, bugs do most of that and I am NOT responsible for bugs.”
<Oh, yes, this sucks. Even with the power, being the god of accidents is not a good job, or a thankful one. In the line of duty I’ve made billions of mortal enemies and hundreds of immortal ones. Every time something goes wrong everyone blames me, even when it’s obvious that they themselves are to blame. Oh yes, life just ain’t good to me.>
An hour later I was still arguing with Charles.
* * *
Well there it is! How'd you like it? I know Belldandy might be a little out of character, but so what!? She's only minor character in the fic. And despite what you may think this isn’t an insertion fic, you think I'd give MYSELF such a nasty job? I don’t think so. And yes, i know the name “Kain Smith” sucks, hey i never was good at names so sue me. As you can Probably guess, I wrote this as a parody to some of the A!MS self-insertion fics that have been floating around of late, such as "Oh! my God?" and "Ah! my Brother", nothing against them(I still want to read more of their fic's), but I wanted to show them that accidents do happen. Thanks for reading this!
Mark Premo