(sung to a stupid little diddy)

Lemon, hentai, etchi
They are so much fun
I always think about them
Especially when I run (boing, boing)

People in the hadaka (nude)
Things are jama (in the way)
Showing off their opai (breasts)
And their kin tama (penis)

Usually a Ranma
Sometimes Dragonball
Often it's a combo
With Sailor Scouts and all

Don't forget your sidekicks
Shingo, Zoi and Mal
I also read a fanfic
With Mamoru and his pal*

Usagi's Usual Morning
Isn't usual at all
And neither is her brothers'
But they both have a ball

Magic dust and Ranma
Do not mix, it's true
And even though it's lemonade punch
They still don't have a clue

Another one with Ranma
and three balls of chi
"She" was having a ball
(Even though it was a he)

A sudden change to Streetfighter
About Ken and Ryu
"Forever Friends" they both said
And their love was true

1,2,3,4,5,6,7
8,9,10 and more
There are more than I can count
And up, the number soars

And so I end this little song
About lemons'n'stuff
E-mail me if you want more
And haven't had enough!
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*Motoki

Mako