She's switching back and forth, you know.

Actually, it kind of works.  Especially since as far as I can tell, she
uses periods more and more as they become closer together.  The name bit
is beyond me though.
 

	The Guide dashed around in a mad panic. "Oh no! Is tragedy! Boy fall in
spring of drowned spa penguin!

	OKAY, OKAY, spring of drowned EVA pilot I can buy, but spa
penguins haven't even *begun* to be developed in this universe.  If you
*want* to give Ryouga a penguin curse, Emperor Penguins are already that
height, and don't strain credulity *too* much.  (Okay, what an emperor
penguin would be doing in China is beyond me, but ...)

Point of order: If goddesses and yeti-riding-bull-holdin-.....etc can
drown in those pools, somehow it doesn't seem that unlikely that something
as weird as a spa pengiun would drown there (although how a natural
swimmer like a penguin drowns, I'll never know  Then again, a duck did...)

I'd let it slide, it was funny as all hell when I read it anyway (although
I think Shampoo should still be a cat)

Christopher Angel