<< Wait a minute.  Back up.  Hold the phone.
 
 Are you telling me that you would refuse to give any female member of 
 the Ranma cast (or any other anime, for that matter), a Screeching 
 Orgasm? >>

 Ignoring the rather obvious jokes I could make, you DO have a point. If an
angry, depressed girl wearing a large razor sharp spatula came into my bar,
i'd probably serve her. I keep forgetting that martial artists/alien oni's/
anything-else-with-those-incredibly-huge-anime-eyes AREN'T bound by the laws
of us mere mortals. 

                         -Matthew Giglia, the Magnificient Mr.Bean-