At 09:02 PM 9/8/97 -0500, you wrote:

After pouring through the latest Martha Stuart holier-than-thou or
whatever the book is called home decorating book (complete with a guy
impersonating the Pope and bowing to her), I got to thinking for a
fanfic idea.  I'll let the list take this one on.

Martha Stewart (minor difference here) takes a trip to Nekomi to visit a
particular temple we all know and love, and proceeds to attempt to
basically oust Belldandy.  Belldandy, being Keiichi's
contract/girlfriend/whatever, is a bit miffed by this, naturally, and
declares out and out war on Martha.

Naturally, this can be turned into a Ranma 1/2 fanfic, by replacing all
the appropriate terms, and using Kasumi Tendo as our resident mother.

Yeah, they even sound like each other.