Subject: Yet another stupid fanfic idea for you people out there to ponder
From: Jon Farber
Date: 9/8/1997, 4:51 AM
To: FFML

Ranma had faced many challenges in his life.  Many times had his 
life been in danger.  He never broke out in a sweat then.

	The Musk Dynasty were a bunch of lillies, Ranma left the Phoniex 
Empire eating his ash, and even Pantyhose didn't get his knickers in a 
twist.  Not compared to this.

	Ranma was about to experience the most horrifying ordeal in the 
world.  Even the Neko-ken training paled in comparison to this.  Ranma 
knew true dread.

	"I'm bored!", the little four year old stated, as if the world's 
fate hinged on that minute fact.

	And for Ranma, it did.

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Maybe if I add another hole in my head, these ideas would get rid of 
themselves, and let me get back to writing...

... Then again, maybe not.
-- JD Paladin of the Holy Pair Verbena Mage No-Brand Hero Kiss me, Wind, kiss me... Hold me, Sky, hold me tight... And protect us, always, until we overcome and break down the walls, until we touch down and seize our dreams, because we were born to be happy. -Asu e Touchdown