At 06:53 PM 9/6/97 -0400, you wrote:

A Tenchi Muyo!/Final Fantasy VII crossover.

How about this?

Barret:  Hey, SOLDIER-boy.  What's your name?

Blonde Mercenary:  Wooooooow!  This place is neat!  Look at all the lights
and...

Barret:  Hey!

Merc:  ...and it's so BIG!  But it's kind of gloomy...I bet some nice bright
paint and some flowers would make it look much more happy!  Oo!  Oo!  And
then some--

Barret:  HEY!  I'm talking to you!!!

Merc:  Waaaaaaah!  Why do you have to yell?  *sniff**sniff*  You're so mean!

Barret:  _You_ were in SOLDIER?!  This war's gonna be easier than I thought...

Merc:  Ano...I was never in SOLDIER, I'm in the Galaxy Police.  Oh!  Now I
remember!  That's just my cover while I'm on this planet.  Kiyone would be
so proud!  I--oh no!  I just blew my cover!  Waaaaaaaah!

Barret:  Wha?  What're you babbling about now?!  Never mind, just stick to
the damn mission and set the bomb!!!

Merc:  Waaaaaaah!  Stop yelling!  WAAAAAAAH!

Barret:  *^@#(&@...  All right, I'm sorry, let's just go set the bomb and
let's get the hell out of here.

Merc:  *sniff*  Okay...  Ooooooo!  What's this big red button do?

Barret:  Wha--HEY!!!  Don't push tha--

<KABOOM!>

[GAME OVER]