This story is just one big IN-joke....


Jeffrey "OneShot" Wong

A Slayers/Fushigi Yuugi/Marmalade Boy/Gundam Wing/Ah Megami-sama/Neo Genesis
Evangelion/Ranma1/2 crossover: Seiyuu anarchy



Ranma-chan:Hey Lina Inverse.

Lina:What?

Ranma-chan:Have you ever noticed we sound almost identical?

Lina:What?

Ranma-chan:Our voice. We sound alike.

Tamahome:So what? At least you two look like you would have similar voices. Me,
my voice sounds like Hiro Yui over here.

Hiro:Like I really care.

Tamahome:You see? We sound exactly alike.

Lina:You're right.

Hiro:(Eyeing Hotohori)I swear, if you're Zechs...

Hotohori:I'm not him. So what if I sound like him. It means nothing.

Hiro:I still think you're Zechs in diguise.

Hotohori:And a handsome disguise it would be if I were, right?

Hiro:I oughta shoot you, just to be safe.

Belldandy:(From behind Hiro)Now now, no need for you two to fight.

Hiro:Okay, Kasumi.

Belldandy:I'm Belldandy.

Hiro:(Turns to face Belldandy)Oh sorry. It's just that-

Belldandy:Kasmui and I sound alike. Yes, I've noticed.

Anju:And dont' forget me. People think I'm sometimes you or Kasumi also.

Kasumi:Oh my. Really?

Nuku Nuku:I thought my voice was unique. We so I sound like Ranma-chan and Lina
inverse here? This is too weird.

Hotohori:And don't forget that short blue hair girl, Rei here. I heard her speak
a few times and she also sounds like Ranma-chan and Nuku Nuku and Lina.

Rei:...................

Ryoga: So what? I sound just like this Jusenkyo Guid here.

Guide:You very right, sirs. We sound identical.

Ranma-chan:Hey you, the Jusenkyo Guide, say 'I, Ryoga Hibiki, am a
pervert'(Closes her eyes)

Guide:I, Ryoga Hibiki, am a pervert.

Ryoga:Hey, stop that!!!

Ranma-chan:Bwhahah.(Opens her eyes)Man, with my eyes closed, I really thought it
was Ryoga saying that. 

Hiro:Man, you laugh just like Lina over here.

Tamahome:You're right.

Ranma-chan:..............

Hiro:Yeah. Especially when Ranma-chan over here is trying to laugh cutsie 'n
all. He sounds especially like Nuku Nuku.

Ryoga:Lina, say 'I, Ranma Saotome-'

Lina:Not on your life, buster. I'm not going to make fun of someone with the
same cute voice as me.

Ranma-chan:My voice is not cute!!!

Lina:Yeah, whatever you say. You sound exactly like me, and I believe I have a
cute voice, not to meantion a body to boot.

Ranma-chan:P rovided you grew some bigger breats.

Lina:How dare you say something like that?! Dragon Slave!!!



<End for now>

Ranma-chan/Kasumi/Ryoga/Jusenkyo Guide [Ranma 1/2]
Lina Inverse [Slayers]
Hotohori/Tamahome [Fushigi Yuugi]
Anju [Marmalade Boy]
Hiro [Gundam Wing]
Belldandy [Ah Megami-sama]
Rei [Neo Genesis Evangelion]

Why did I write this? Well, why not ? Hope you enjoyed it and laughed a few time
while reading ^_^
All characters belong to their rightful creators. Sorry for the spelling and
grammar mistakes.



-OneShot
Jeffrey Keith Wong: jeffwong@li.net
http://www.rit.edu/~jkw7063/fanfic/index.htm
http://www.li.net/~jeffwong/index.htm
The latter site has been updated on Aug 4th.