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Rabbit
Washu's New Boyfriend
Chapter 1
Tenchi was very nervous. no-one had seen Washu for several days
and he was having the feeling of something VERY BAD coming his way but
could not put his finger on it kind of like that feeling you get in the
pit of your stomach. All that anybody knew was that there was a sign
hung on washu's door that said in big bold letters 'ON VACATION'. Just
as Tenchi was sitting down on the couch to try and relax a bit he heard
two voices yell 'OH MY GOD!!!' followed by two thumps. Hopping back up
to his feet Tenchi ran into the hallway expecting the worst then almost
passing out himself at what was before him. Aeyka and Ryoko were passed
out on the floor,Aeyka looked like she had been coming from the kitchen
and Ryoko from upstairs. In the door stood Washu in adult form with a
man wearing a lab coat,slacks and a white collared shirt with a necktie
that had little mushroom clouds and radiation symbols all over it. What
was even more shocking was this man had his hand entwined in Washu's.
Washu looked over at Tenchi and said in a real cute voice "Hi Tenchi I'm
back and I would like you to meet my boyfriend". At the word
'boyfriend' Tenchi's mental circut breakers started to blow one by one.
The gent turned to face Tenchi holding his free hand out and said "ah
you must be 'THE TENCHI OF SCIENCE!!!!' that Wachan told me about." in
slightly accented japanese, but at hearing 'Wachan' Tenchi passed out.
Just before he passed out Tenchi could of swore he heard another voice
say "Uh Bill, Bill, I don't think you should have said it that way
Bill." and Washu's voice saying "Dear where DOES that voice come
from?!?!?" then all went black.
Chapter 2
Tenchi slowly came to, feeling something cool and damp on his
forehead. As he sat up Tenchi realized he was no longer in the hallway
but on the couch in the living room. Thinking it might of been a bad
dream or halusination brought on by maybe eating some of Ayeka's cooking
by accident. But as he heard voices off to his left he realized that
this was not the case. Sitting next to Washu <who was still in her
adult form> was the gentleman from earlier and they were talking to his
dad and grandfather who were both seeming to take things in perfect
stride. Ayeka and Ryoko were nowhere to be seen. Mihoshi walked in
carrying a tray of snacks that looked like something Sasami had prepared
<what suprised Tenchi was mihoshi hadn't tripped over anything on the
way from the kitchen> and set them down down on the little coffie table
that was pulled up between everyone. Youshou noticed that Tenchi had
finally come to. "Tenchi come over here and meet Washu's boyfriend
Bill". Tenchi managed not to pass out again as he walked over. As he
got closer he noticed that his father Nobiyuki was starting to drool.
Looking over in the direction his father was he saw why and almost had a
nose bleed. Tenchi hadn't really noticed Mihoshi till he had turned
around. Mihoshi was wearing a skin tight T-shirt that read 'The
Greatest Scientist In The Universe Went On Vacation And All I Got Was
This Lousy T-shirt'. Turning around quickly he once again faced the man
sitting next to Washu. The man extended his hand and said in slightly
accented japanese "Pleased to meet you Tenchi I'm Bill Nye and sorry
about earlier". Tenchi shook his hand which had a very firm grip and
said "pleased to meet you and don't worry about it, you just caught me
off guard is all." he then turned to Youshou as Nobiyuki was still
spaced out looking at Mihoshi, and Mihoshi being Mihoshi wasn't noticing
while babbling on how wonderful Washu and Bill were as a couple. "Ji-
chan where's Ayeka and Ryoko?" Tenchi asked as he last remembered them
passed out in the hall. Youshou looked over to Tenchi "We put them in
thier rooms till they decide to wake up", then noticing his son-in-law
he bopped him on the back of the head bringing him back to the land of
reality. Tenchi nodded at this as Sasami came wandering in all grins.
"Tenchi-ni-chan you're awake!!" she said "what did Washu and Bill bring
you???". Tenchi looked slightly confused "huh what do you mean Sasami-
chan?" Bill bopped himself upside the head with the palm of his hand
"oh silly me,I forgot to get yours out of the luggage. Me and Wa-chan
bought gifts for everyone." Sasami broke in "Uh-huh I got a complete
set of visionware and Teflon cookware. Ryo-oh-ki got a carrot the size
of the house." Sure enough when Tenchi looked out the back window,
there was a Giant tuber with a small grey speck perched on top of it.
Sasami continued "I don't know what Oneechan and Ryoko-chan got but
Youshou-san got some new clothes and glasses..."Tenchi looked over at
his grandfather and yup there was a label on his Shinto robes that read
'Armani' and his now gold rimmed glasses had a plate on it that read
'Guchi', "and Nobiyuki-san got a bunch of magazine subscriptions."
Sasami finished. Bill Nye got up and walked over to Tenchi. "Lets go
get your present" he said to Tenchi as he passed by. When they were out
of earshot Bill said "We got your father a lifetime subscription to
every adult male magazine on the planet..." Tenchi's eyes bugged out as
Bill continued "Wa-chan's idea of course, for Mihoshi we figured the
least dangerous thing we could think of was a T-shirt but we kinda mis-
judged the size a bit.." Tenchi emphaticly nodded at this, "We already
set up Ryoko's and Ayeka's present's in thier rooms" Bill went on "so
you may want to peek in thier rooms and see what you think". They
stopped at a single suitcase which had embossed on it 'Hyper-dimentional
suitcase of SCIENCE!!!'. Bill layed it on it side and popped it open.
He then leaned over and partially disapeared as his upper torso vanished
inside the suitcase. Tenchi then heard echoed mumbles... "Akane's
mallets, nope, Ow!!! must drop Moose a note to get his things organised,
one of Haposai's bomb's, Ah here we go!!!". Bill's upper half
reappeared holding a largish box with wrapping paper covered with little
atom bombs. He handed this to Tenchi and said "why don't you go on up
to your room and open it. Me and Wa-chan are going to turn in soon as
it's been a long day..." and indeed the sun was almost set "and you can
stop by and see Ayeka and Ryoko's gifts and tell me what you think
tommorow." Tenchi nodded, he had to have time to digest all this info,
and walked up the stairs and walked towards his room while Bill headed
back into the living room. Stopping first at Ayeka's room he slowly
opened the door and gawked at what he saw. The inside of the room was
completely redone to look like a S&M lover's wet dream. The walls were
covered with padded black leather, Manacles hung from the ceiling and
were attached to the the floor. A rack of assorted devices hung on the
far wall including paddles, whips and things Tenchi didn't even want to
think of. As for Ayeka she was still out cold and sleeping on a leather
futon located in the middle of the room. Tenchi didn't want to look too
closely but it looked like Ayeka was dressed in some sort of provocotive
leather garment. Tenchi closed the door and shook his head, some of his
mental fuses had popped again. Walking over to Ryoko's door and praying
it nothing shocking he opened the door. The gods were obviously not
listening to Tenchi that day because when he opened Ryoko's door his
eyeballs once agin tried to depart from his head. The room looked like
it belonged in a pleasure palace, exotic artwork hung all over the place
and a large screen TV with stereo VCR and surround sound was against the
wall to his right. Next to this were row upon row of Casette tapes that
Tenchi didn't EVEN want to get a closer look at. Across from the TV was
a large canopy bed with Ryoko sleeping on it. When Tenchi saw her a few
more of his brain cells went POP!!!, as she was wearing some sort of
neglishe that did more for the imagination than if she were ust plain
nude. With shaking hands Tenchi closed the door and headed to his own
room. He was really starting to dread what was in the box, but it would
be impolite not to open it, so he steeled himself and walked into his
room. Sitting down at his desk Tenchi unwrapped his gift and lifted the
lid. Inside were several books,<safe enough> Tenchi thought to himself.
The first book read 'Jurian Love Rituals, The Where's, Whens, Hows, And
What With's.'. After a few pages Tenchi put the book down his nose
starting to bleed. The first page showed a picture almost exactly like
Ayeka's room looked with the caption 'Jurian Love Chamber' after that it
just kind of went beyond Tenchi's mental capasity. Tenchi picked up the
next book which was labeled 'Ryoko, A user's guide'. He opened the book
to the first chapter which was labeled 'Pressure Points for bi-Coital
stimulation and enhancement' . Two pages in Tenchi's nose was once
again spurting blood as he realized that the so called presure points
were refering to Ryoko's G-spots!!!! Setting the book down and picked up
the third book. This book was called 'How to make out with blond
bimbo's and make sure they enjoy it.'. He didn't even bother to open
this one as his brain was hovering on the verge of meltdown. The last
book in the box was called 'The Kama Sutra of Science'. Not being
familliar with the title and seeing Science in the title Tenchi figured
this was a 'safe' book to read. Three minutes later Tenchi's brain had
a china syndrome as he passed out again.
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Author's note's.
Please forgive me if this seems to have lemony overtones but I just got done reading Happosai's Tenchi
fic's and it must have somehow rubbed off on me (You EVIL EVIL man you, but keep writing them they're
great). I will be focusing more on Bill and Washu in the next chapter but I just had to get this out of my
system. I blame my roommate for getting me started on this fic and Bless Caroline Seawright for giving
me the urge to write from reading her wonderful fics. Well enjoy and see you next chapter
Rabbit