This idea is for Ranma 1/2. The idea itself seems pretty original and very
funny...at least I hope so.

How does this sound? Ranma, chasing Happouei, somehow gets mistaken as the panty
thief and gets thrashed by all the local girls. like always. This happens for
several days in a row...until Ranma becomes terrified of girls...like he is of
cats. If he's around girls too long, he'll go beserk (or say 'Pervert' instead
of meowing) and he'll start swinging mallets and brooms outta nowhere...
Basically, he'll start acting like a girl. Heck, he'll even freak out at the
sight of Kasumi...

The only way to bring him back to his normal self is if Kuno holds him...like
Akane would after Ranma turns into a cat. Of course, Kuno isn't going to hold a
man, and it doesn't help that Ranma would go even MORE beserk if he's changed
into a girl (Since Kuno wouldn't mind holding his pig-tailed girl)

The funny stuff would be like...Happouseicanstantly changing Ranma into his girl
form, and that freaks Ranma out all the time. 

_All_ the girls in town chasing after him because they like guys who are
extremely shy....I know, what about Ryoga....

As to how he finds a cure <shugs> Who really cares...how 'bout somethin' like he
HAS kiss a girl in order to conquer his fears. And of course, Sound and Genma
would be down his back tryin' to get him to kiss Akane, and Ranma would start
freaking out because Akane's a girl.

Ukyo and Shampoo and Akane will have to start acting like boys so Ranma won't
freak out. Ryoga and Mousse would try and splash Ranma with water because they
like freaking Ranma out.

The possibilities are endless...

Hee hee...Imagine what'll happen if he comes across a girl carrying a cat ;)

I can already imagine it...


Ranma-chan(Looks down at her chest)Eeek!!! Breasts!!!!(Freaking out)

Akane:(Walking up to Ranma)Man, what's with you Ranma?! You've been acting
strange.

Ranma-chan:Eeek!!! Girl!!!(Runs in circles)

Shampoo:(Out of nowhere and glomps onto Ranma-chan)Aiya, Ranma take Shampoo on
date

Ranma-chan:G-g-get a-awy from me!!!! Arghh!!!!

(It starts raining)

Ranma-chan:(Shampoo is still holding onto Ranma)Eeeekkk, cat!!!!(Sees
Akane)Eeekk...Girl!!!!(Looks down at chest)Eeekkk, breasts!!!

Akane:(Notices piglet standing next to duck)P-chan, where'd you come from?(Picks
piglet up)

Ranma-chan:(Grabs P-chan)Hey, you stay away from here, ya here.(Looks at
Akane)Arghh!!!(Runs away)

Kuno:(Out of nowhere)Oh pigtailed girl my love. I come to date thee.(Glomps onto
Ranma-chan, squeezing Shampoo between them)

Ranma-chan:(Punts Kuno away)Where'd you come from?(Notices Shampoo)Eek!!!(Starts
twitching)

Akane:Ranma, what's wrong with you?

Ranma-chan:(Mallet appearing out of nowhere)Pervert!!! How dare you steal my
panties!?!

Akane:(Dodge)W-what's gotten into you(Dodge)

P-chan:(I'm not going to let you hit Akane)Bweee!!!(Lunges toward Ranma)

Ranma-chan:Eek, a filthy pig. Get it off of me (Mallets P-chan)

Genma(Panda):(Walking home from store)<Man, I hate the rain>

Ranma-chan:Wow, what a cute looking panda(Hugs Panda)

Genma(Panda):<Erk!!>

Something like that............



Ya think I should write it? Or should I get back and finish some of my other
stories....

-OneShot
Jeffrey Keith Wong: jeffwong@li.net
http://www.rit.edu/~jkw7063/fanfic/index.htm
http://www.li.net/~jeffwong/index.htm
The latter site has been updated on Aug 31st.