This is a little story I came up with a little while back and am finally
putting into force (may God have mercy on my soul).  Anyway, I'd like to
thank Cap'n Jack and Andrew Huang for the Eva information I asked for.
I hope they don't feel it was *too* wasted.

WARNING:  Limeish tinted/flavored.  Whatever.  Mostly just because of
adult subject matter.

PM Productions Presents
A Phillip Masters Fanfic
Of Eva's and Motels

     "What's forty stories and is a great place to have sex?"
     Shinji stared at Asuka, dumbfounded.  What in the hell kind of
question was that?  As was his obvious reaction to such situations, he
blushed in response.
     Asuka threw her hands up in disgust.  "Geez, even after we've done
it a number of times, you *still* can't talk about it!?"  She stared him
down.  "You have got to learn to lighten up!"
     "I'm sorry."  Replied Shinji meekly.  "It's just that I wasn't
expecting it is all.  Since there are no more 'Love Motels', I assume
you are reffering to the Eva's?"
     "Well, of course I am!  So, how about it?"  Her face took on a much
more sultry look that belied her age.
     It was just that look that made Shinji fold like cookie dough.
Much like folded cookie dough, he also got hard.  "Uh, okay." 
     Asuka smiled.  "That's better.  Your place, or mine?"
     "Mine?"  Shinji figured it was best since his was up for
maintenance anyway.  "We can just go to the top of the holding bay."
     "To true."  Her voice took on a more mischeivous tone.  "Let's go."
     Shinji obediently followed Asuka till they reached the head of the
gigantic cyborg.  From the base of the neck jutted the cockpit.  
     Asuka was just giddy with excitement.  "Oh goody!  Someone left it
all out just for us!"
     Shinji had to admit, it was a coincidence allright.  Yet, who was
he to look a gift horse in te mouth?
     Asuka pulled the release lever of the hatch, which slid open with a
hiss.  LCL spilled all over the floor much to the young couple's
amazement.  They stared into the pod in awe as they saw Misato and Kaji
in a very comprimising position within.
     "Misato!"  Cried Asuka.  "What the heck are you doing in there!?"
     Unfortunately, or fortunately according to who you were, the couple
didn't hear or notice a thing.  They were in the final stretch, and NERV
imploding wouldn't have phazed them one iota.  In fact, it may have
actually increased their pleasure.
     Well, the auburn haired girl would stand for none of it!  She was
ready, and it was too long a walk to her Eva.  "You two!  Out!  This is
Shinji's place, and we have reservations!"
     Shinji, well, he's another story.  Even though he knew the LCL was
recycled, it didn't help much in his mind.  All he could think of was
what he saw before him and what he breathed on a daily basis.  In other
words, he was searching for a place to toss his cookies.
     Asuka's face fell as she saw Shinji dash off in search of relief.
Then, she got angry.  How dare they!  She turned to the recently
attached couple, who were now looking quite embarrased.  "You two!  Do
you have any idea how much trouble it is to get him in the mood!?"
     "I think I have an idea."  Kaji said, staring at Misato, who
blushed even deeper.
     "Well, I don't care!"  She was on a roll, and damned if she would
stop now.  "You two get out and get dressed!  And clean this place up!
Ooh, if Shinji still isn't up for it when I find him there will be hell
to pay!  Do you understand me!?  Your last concern will be an Angel
attack!"
      The two officers shrunk under the onslaught.  They hurredly
gathered their belongings, set the cleaning mode on the Eva on, and beat
a hasty retreat.
     Asuka took in a deep breath while counting to ten.  She found it
very difficult to reach this blessed number sometime.  Yet, she did, and
she was calm, collected, and still horny.  She scanned the area.  What
had that boy gotten off to?  She began her hunt.  Like a predator in the
night, she stalked her man.  Using all sorts of primitive techniques,
she continued on.  When all of those failed, she used the computer to
locate him.
      Unfortunately, Rei was with him.  Mothering him, again.  It seems
she found out about what happened.  She looked up at Asuka with a mostly
expressionless face.  The only thing shining through ever so slightly
was an aura of loathing.  Like she didn't approve of her or something.
     Well, thought Asuka, all that matters is that Shinji likes me.
"Hello, Rei."  She said, mostly out of protocol.
     "Hello."  The bluish haired girl returned, still holding on to the
tired looking Shinji.
     "Shinji."  Asuka spoke with a light voice that was reserved only
for the one's that she loved.  There was only one person she used it on
at the moment, and he was being nurtured by a fourteen year old.
     Shinji recongnized the voice immediately.  He looked up at Rei with
an almost sorrowful glance, then to Asuka with an endearing one.  She
smiled at him and was infinitely pleased when he returned it.  Though he
still looked a little green around the gills, he was able to get up and
approach her.  She took him into her embrace and started to walk out of
the room.  She threw her gaze back at Rei for a moment.  She was staring
right at her.  However, this time there was more in her eyes.  More of
an acceptance.  At least, that's what Asuka hoped.  Who knew with Rei.
She's such a complicated person.  
      Yet, so are they all she supposed.
END
Okay, don't ask me where this degenerated (generated?) into a more
involving fic than it started out as.  It just worked out that way
thanks to the insanely late hour it is.  Well, C&C appreciated very much
as I'm very curious to see what people think of this one.  Don't jump on
me over the Asuka/Shinji thing either, I just like it that way.
PMasters

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want to find my train someday.  As seasons go past the station." - Tokyo
Babylon OVA 1
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