Subject: Why do you [sick bastards] write lemons?
From: Spiffy (Dustin Goeller)
Date: 8/30/1997, 2:44 AM
To: "The Mother of All Fanfic Mailing Lists" <fanfic@fanfic.com>

No, I am not saying all lemon writers are sick bastards. Just some of 
them. SO PLEASE DO NOT FLAME ME FOR THE STUPID SUBJECT HEADER! Now, back 
to lemony land.

People are going to hate me for this post. I just know it. But, after 
seeing lemon after lemon pop up, I have got to know why people write 
these things. Do you guys want to gross others out? Do you want to 
invoke, um, pleasure into your readers? Do you just want to shock the 
world? And for the lemon only writers, why don't you write other stuff, 
like normal fanfics. (But what's a normal fanfic? :) 

Now please... you can do one of two things. One, you can post your 
response to the list, making everyone hate me even more than they already 
do. Or two, you can just send your response directly to me and save 
everyone the pain of reading responses to my annoying dumb questions. 

I am going to end being the only person ever banned from this list by 
electoral vote. 



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