Subject: Re: [FFML] Why do you [sick bastards] write lemons? (ironic humour 10 cents extra)
From: Mark Page
Date: 8/30/1997, 3:59 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

At 11:44 PM 8/29/97 -0700, you wrote:
No, I am not saying all lemon writers are sick bastards. Just some of 
them. SO PLEASE DO NOT FLAME ME FOR THE STUPID SUBJECT HEADER! Now, back 
to lemony land.

People are going to hate me for this post. I just know it. But, after 
seeing lemon after lemon pop up, I have got to know why people write 
these things. Do you guys want to gross others out? Do you want to 
invoke, um, pleasure into your readers? Do you just want to shock the 
world? And for the lemon only writers, why don't you write other stuff, 
like normal fanfics. (But what's a normal fanfic? :) 

Now please... you can do one of two things. One, you can post your 
response to the list, making everyone hate me even more than they already 
do. Or two, you can just send your response directly to me and save 
everyone the pain of reading responses to my annoying dumb questions. 

I am going to end being the only person ever banned from this list by 
electoral vote. 


Why does anybody write anything to this mailing list?  In fact, lets ban
darkfics whilst we're at it....  And revengefics....  Oh, and those
annoying "original flavour" fics as well.  They all suck, don't they?  Well
don't they?

Really, people can write whatever they want.  Isn't that the point of the
FFML.  And besides, 99 times out of 100 there is the label [Lemon] in the
subject header.  This means you DON'T have to read it if you don't want to.
 Lets face it, I erase everything with DBZ in the subject header....