On Fri, 29 Aug 1997 22:35:46 +0000, you wrote:

The Captain Goto Moderator: lets spammers keep spamming because 
they might provide him with useful information.

The Ota Moderator: would like to shoot all spammers, but the 
Captain Goto moderator won't let him have a gun or ammunition.

The Azusa Moderator: intercepts all spam messages before they get 
relayed, gives each one a kawaii French name, and keeps it for 
herself. Unfortunately, she also does this to non-spam messages.

The Hinako Moderator: bans all those spamming delinquents!

The Tenchi Moderator: can never decide which spammer he wants to ban.

The Ryoko Moderator: couldn't care less about spam. Instead she 
spends all her time trying to log on to the Tenchi Moderator's 
account, and flaming the Aeka Moderator.

The Aeka Moderator: too busy stopping the Ryoko Moderator (and 
counter-flaming her) to have time to do anything about spammers. 
Note: both of them will drop their differences and immediately ban 
anyone who flames the Tenchi Moderator.

The Mihoshi Moderator: tries very hard to deal with spam, but 
accidentaly crashes the listserv whenever she tries to ban someone.

The Kiyone Moderator: deals with spam efficiently and professionaly, 
until the Mihoshi Moderator logs on.

The Washuu Moderator: bans anyone who doesn't address her as 
"Moderator-chan." She's the greatest moderator in the *universe* --
and that is why the list is so PERFECT!! If you ask her about getting 
rid of all the spam, she recommends one thing that you can do: pray 
*real* *hard*.

The Dark Schneider Moderator: a wizard at flaming. And even if you 
think you've killfiled him, he always comes back.

The Goku Moderator would eat the spam since he thinks is some new kind of
delicacy.

The Ranma Moderator has more things to worry about than spam, like The Shampoo
and Ukyo Moderators.

The Akane moderator would think it's spam even before you send it and would
mallet you upside the head.

The Miaka Moderator would constantly ask the Tomahome Moderator for help since
she gets overwhelmed easily.

The Hiro Yui Moderator would hunt you down and kill you for spamming rather than
ban you.

The Duo Maxwell Moderator would shrug off the spam and occasionally send in some
spam of his own, mostly wisecracks.

The Nuku Nuku moderator would be too busy worrying about all those proposals
flooding her mailbox than to take care of the spam.

The Sailor Moon Moderator would try her best until she ges overwhelmed, and then
start wailing. Then the Tuxedo Moderator would come in as say 'You can do it,
just believe in yourself' Which would give her renewed energy to continue

The Trowa Moderator would be so quiet you wouldn't know he's around.

The Akira Moderator would *think* the spam away.

The Kuno Moderator won't know the difference between spam and useful threads.





-OneShot
Jeffrey Keith Wong: jeffwong@li.net
http://www.rit.edu/~jkw7063/fanfic/index.htm
http://www.li.net/~jeffwong/index.htm
The latter site has been updated on Aug 21st.