Subject: Re: [FFML] [HUMOR] New Moderators for fanfic.com?
From: Jussi Nikander
Date: 8/30/1997, 3:41 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

Priss moderator:In the beginning she wants to ban all those
%&()=¤%# spammers so they really feel it, but then
she befriends one and starts mellowing out a little.

Kei & Yuri moderators:Always succeed in banning the spammer but
crash the ML and unsub half of the subcribers in the process.

Susano Orbatos moderator:blows all those annoying spammers into
pieces.

Nene Romanova moderator: nobody knows that she's a moderator,
but if you spam she bans you and hacks into your computer making
'cute' modifications to your OS.
Unless she's busy eating cake, that is. 

Leona Ozaki moderator:spends half of her time patrolling for spammers
and half of her time bashing her subordinates, especially Annapuma moderator.

Annapuma moderator:In RL she's over 6 feet tall, but her icon is a superkawaii
chibi version of herself.. A former spammer.

Deunan Knute moderator:Tries to do her job in the middle of all that all that
political squabbling and backstabbing the higher level moderators practice.

Ifurita moderator:Uses the spammers own spam against them.

Alita moderator:Tries to search herself and find the meaning of life through
moderating.

Ryo Saeba moderator:Spends his time pestering all the cute female
subscribers but when
serious spam threats, does excellent job in containing it and getting rid of
spammers.

Kaori moderator:Spends her time bashin Ryo Saeba moderator for pestering all
the cute female subscribers.

Lobo moderat...No wait, wrong ML.
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