Subject: Re: [FFML] [HUMOR] New Moderators for fanfic.com?
From: PhilMasters@webtv.net (Phillip Masters)
Date: 8/30/1997, 5:25 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

Oneshot, you forgot that The Akane Moderator will occasionally send spam
to the list that will instantly ban everyone at once for a variable
amount of time.  Much to her constant chagrin.

Also,
The Subaru Moderator:  Will attempt to stop spam until being knocked
unconscious, at which point The Seishiro Moderator will step in and ban
all those responsible.

The Kyosuke Moderator:  Will try to be nice at first, but will end all
spam with telepathic subliminal messages.

The Ataru Moderator:  Will kill all mails being posted to the list that
don't include the [lemon] tag.

The Yohko Moderator:  Will try her hardest to eliminate spam, but will
break down periodically whenever rejected by any Male Moderator.

The Lina Moderator:  Will be too busy gazing at her reflection in the
monitor to notice the ML.

The Key Moderator:  Will be very kind and gentle at first.  However, if
you persist in spamming she will cause your computer to explode.

The Tokimi Moderator:  Will attempt to entrap The Washu Moderator.
While she does stop some spam, her true intentions here are never really
known.

Well, that's it for now ^_^
PMasters

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