On Sat, 30 Aug 1997 05:25:40 -0400, you wrote:

Oneshot, you forgot that The Akane Moderator will occasionally send spam
to the list that will instantly ban everyone at once for a variable
amount of time.  Much to her constant chagrin.

Also,
The Subaru Moderator:  Will attempt to stop spam until being knocked
unconscious, at which point The Seishiro Moderator will step in and ban
all those responsible.

The Kyosuke Moderator:  Will try to be nice at first, but will end all
spam with telepathic subliminal messages.

The Ataru Moderator:  Will kill all mails being posted to the list that
don't include the [lemon] tag.

ROTFL ^o^
I like that one...

The Yohko Moderator:  Will try her hardest to eliminate spam, but will
break down periodically whenever rejected by any Male Moderator.

The Lina Moderator:  Will be too busy gazing at her reflection in the
monitor to notice the ML.

The Key Moderator:  Will be very kind and gentle at first.  However, if
you persist in spamming she will cause your computer to explode.

The Tokimi Moderator:  Will attempt to entrap The Washu Moderator.
While she does stop some spam, her true intentions here are never really
known.

Here's some more:

The Happousei Moderator would permanently ban all male members on the list.

The Gourry Moderator would be too stupid to know what spam is.

The Rei Moderator doesn't care about the ML. She doesn't care about anything.
She just wants everything to end.

The Asuka Moderator would correct and edit your spam before deleting it.

The Ryoga Moderator would get lost trying to get onto the ML.

The Crying Freeman Moderator would kill spam while butt naked.

The Dio Moderator would use his 'stand'....nah, I better not tell what kinda
stand he has;)

The Capatin Tyler Moderator would do nothing and everything would turn out all
right.

Any DragonBall Character Moderator would be overwhelmed by spam at first, but
will then get angry and somehow find a way to destory the spam completely.

The Jotaro Moderator would let his 'stand' do all the work.

The Nabiki Moderator would find a way to profit from spam.

The Linna Moderator would be too busy out shopping than sitting in front of a
computer moderating. 'That's Nene's department' she would say.

The Kasumi Moderator would see all the spam and go 'Oh my'....(I know, I
couldn't resist;)

The Urd Moderator would use her powers to make all the spam disappear at once,
except she ends up making things worse.

The Skuld Moderator would think the spam is caused my bugs.

The Kintaro Oe Moderator would be busy checking out all the websites made by
females so he could see their profile.

The Akane Moderator would somehow accidentally find a way to add the spam into
the meal she's preparing.

The Genma Moderator would see all the spam and turn himself into a panda so he
won't have to take the responsibilities.



-OneShot
Jeffrey Keith Wong: jeffwong@li.net
http://www.rit.edu/~jkw7063/fanfic/index.htm
http://www.li.net/~jeffwong/index.htm
The latter site has been updated on Aug 21st.