To add to the confusion:

The Kyosuke Moderator: also has trouble deciding which message to
ban and which to leave alone.

The Shinosuke Moderator: very industrious in banning spam mailers,
but at the last moment forgets to press the Ban button.

The Mousse Moderator: he can't even see the screen.

The Soun Moderator: he will burst into tears whenever someone
flames him.

The Motoko Moderator: makes a great tandem with the Crying Freeman
Moderator as they both fight spam in the nude.

The Ryu Moderator: challenges all spammers to a one-on-one fight.

The My My Mai Moderator: always says, "I'm not that kind of girl!"
whenever she reads a lemon post.

The Hiei Moderator: warns all subscribers not to underestimate him.

The Yusaku Moderator: always bumps his head into a "post" before
he can read it.

The Mokona Moderator: baffles everyone whenever he sends 
a post with his incredible one word vocabulary.

The Ashram Moderator: he's so cool, flames have no effect.

The Shin Kazama Moderator: (not Shin Kazuma) wonders
how many more subscribers he will have to ban before
he can finish his contract.

The Daisaku Moderator: sucks like hell but has the Giant
Robo Moderator to back him up.

The Shinji Moderator: goes berserk whenever a spammer
almost succeeds in destroying the peace of the FFML.

The Crys Moderator: would have no problem with the list
whatsoever. Neither would the Twister Moderator or the
Shuriken Moderator, for that matter.