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Sorry for the trouble. I'm typing a txt version now. I type kind slow though
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Author's Begining Notes: Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhh ! What was I
thinking when I wrote this?! This fanfic serves no purpose whatsoever
and is just plain stupid !!!!!! This fanfic has characters from every
entertainment medium possible ( but mostly from anime) so don't be
surprised by anyone who pops up. This fanfic is riddled with bad
jokes, so if you have a sense of humor, this fanfic isn't for you.
Almost all the characters in this fic are out of their usual context,
so please don't be offended if you see something impossible like a
Ranma character kicking a Dragonball Z character's ass!! You have
been warned. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!!!!!!!
Last Updated: 8/29/97
WARNING: This fic contains subliminal messages that will make you rape
cats. Don't read between the lines !
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CHAOS, THE GRAND DADDY OF ALL FANFICS
Part One: It Begins ! (This Is Your Last Chance To Bail Out !!)
As the scene opens, we see Kuwabara facing off against Toguro Ani.
Kuwabara: This is the end Ani ! Rei-ken !! [ Kuw charges at Ani with
his Rei-ken extended in front of him]
Ani: You stupid rectal oriface ! Eat this !! [ Ani's hand becomes a
very sharp spike as he rapidly extends his arm and impales the now
dead Kuwabara.]
Kuwabara: Gurgle.... urk..... [ As Kuw's dead carcass falls to the
floor, the ground beneath him explodes in a cloud of rubble as razor
sharp spikes protrude from the ground, skewering the lifeless body.
Ani laughs as he retracks the spikes back through the ground. ]
Ani: Hmph, that was easy !
Kuwabara: Cut ! Cut! [ Gets up and wipes the fake blood off his
clothes. ] What the hell's going on here ?! I'm supposed to win ! Let
me see that script. [ Looks over the script ] Who the hell wrote this
Maurice ? Where's the writer ?!!!?
Maurice: Don't ask questions Kuw-baby. I'm the director and I say
we're gonna follow the script whether you like it or not !!!!!
Ani: Damn right !!! [camera man laughs in the background.] What the
hell's so funny ?! I'll shiskabob your camera toting ass !! [camera
man acks as dozens of spikes destroy him along with the camera]
Maurice: G...god damn you ! W..what the hell did ya do that for ? That
camera's coming out of you pay check !!! Somebody get rid of camera
man's carcass !!!
Ani: Grumble, grumble. Sulk, sulk.
Kuwabara: Where's the writer ?!! I want to discuss this script !!
Maurice: Ok, ok, he's in his trailer out back. Everybody take five.
Kuwabara, Ani, you two come with me. And bring that damned script !
[under his breath] Goddamn, tempermental actors ! Always complainin'
Why I oughta ..... [the three of them exit to go to the writer's
trailer]
Ani: [whispers to Kuwabara] If they change the script because of your
whining, they'll never find your remains.
Kuwabara: [whispers back] Oh pplleeaassee don't hurt me ! I don't
wanna die yet ! I'm still a virgin ! [Ani barely stifles a chuckle]
It's not funny ! I need nookie !!!!
Maurice: You're pathetic Kuwabara, Not to mention you whisper as loud
as you talk ! Anyway, we're here...... [his eyes get wide as he looks
at the trailer. It is rocking back and forth with biziarre noises
coming from inside]
Female voice: [from inside the trailer] It's too big and it looks hard
as a rock. It'll hurt !!!
Male voice: [from inside the trailer] But it will feel good if you sit
on it. just calm down and do it.
Female voice: Ok...... [a momment of silence, the male grunts] Mmmm,
it does feel nice J-chan. I could stay like this forever.
Mmmmmm........ [Ani, Kuwabara, and Maurice all get 3 sweat drops each]
Male voice: [in pain] It's.... too tight....... can't stand it anymore
! G....get up dammit !!!
Female voice: [angry] Don't yell at me !! [SMACK] I'm leaving ! [a
voluptuous woman storms out of the trailer door and starts to walk
away]
Joel: [comes running to the door with a big hand print on his face]
Lisa, come back !!!
Lisa: [turns around] No ! Find someone else to help you test your new
recliner !!!! [Lisa runs off. Ani, Kuw, and Maurice all fall over as
they realize what was really going on in the den of iniquity better
known as the writer's trailer]
Joel: [looking at the twitching bodies before him] What the hell's
wrong with you guys. Hey, do you guys want to help try out my new
Reclino-master 3000 reclinig chair, with optional heating pad,
vibrating pillow, and sterofonic headphones? The make-up girl, Lisa
was helping me out but we both tried to sit on it at the same time,
and it isn't big enough for two people.
Maurice: [getting up] No thanks. Uhhh, oh yeah! These two clods are
arguing over the script again!
Kuwabara: Yeah! I'm supposed to win! [acks and hides behind Joel as
Ani advances on him trying to impale him on a large sword blade] Don't
hurt me! I'm to much of a virgin to die!
Joel: [smacks Kuw. in the head] Shut-up! the script stays as it is!
[Ani laughs triumphantly]
Ani: Too bad virgin-boy, you lose!
Kuwabara: Don't make fun of my virginity!
Ani & Maurice: HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!
Joel: Enough! Get back to the set and start filming! I'll be there in
a second.
[10 minutes later]
Kuwabara: This is the end Ani ...........[the scene proceeds exactly
the same way it did last time]
Maurice: Hey Joel, I gotta get ready for my scene so ...[he looks to
the writer's chair and finds Joel sitting there with Miz Mistal on his
lap. The two of them are necking and groping each other. Maurice gets
a sweat drop as he notices Fujisawa in the background boozin' it up
with a bottle of Night Train .]
Fujisawa: [hic] Goddamn writer [hic].. stole my woman! [hic] but
you'll never [hic] leave me will you baby? [Fujisawa caresses the
bottle of Nightrain and takes another swig] I [hic] need a smoke...
Maurice: < I gotta find myself a new line of work, or at least some
new co-workers> [Maurice goes off to get ready. The last thing we see
before the scene fades to black is Joel and Miz making mad, passionate
love and Fujisawa guzzling his Night Train ^_^]
End Part One.
Part Two: Pimps and hippies and Ufo�s, oh my !
As the scene opens, we see a dark skinned warrior walking towards
the east. He is wearing some black jeans with a black tanktop and
black shoes. The warroir also has the kanji character for death
tattooed on his forehead. Togoru Ani is traveling with him.
Sekken: Ani ! Are you sure you know where we're going ?!!!!!
Ani: No, not anymore !! My map was ruined in the fight with Kuwabara.
The bastard had the nerve to bleed on it. The ink ran ! It's a total
mess !!!
Sekken: But how will we find the place where they're keeping my
beloved ?
Ani: Don't worry Sekken, we'll get her back. But shouldn't you be more
worried about that psycho girl who's chasing you around ? What's her
name again ? Tsunami ! That's it !
Sekken: Don't mention that name. That woman's a nut ! Then again you
can't really call her a woman. She's only 9 yrs old .
Ani: [stops dead in his tracks] Start explainin' !!!!
Sekken: I'll try, but I'm not sure of the whole story myself. You see,
this girl named Sasami took a fall and split her wig. This magician-
tree or something like that bonded with the girl's carcass. The
magician tree's name was Tsunami. Now, when Sasami grows up, she'll
look like Tsunami did before she became a tree. Something happened
that made Sasami age really quickly so now she looks like a twenty
year old and calls herself Tsunami.
Ani: That still dosen't explain why she's after you !
Sekken: We met in a bar, leave it at that. Now let's get movin' !!
As the two companions move on, a shadowy figure follows at a safe
distance. But she ducks behind a bush as .............
Sekken: Look Ani, here comes somebody. Maybe we can ask directions.
[Sekken and Ani step to the side of the road as a tacky lavender
Cadillac with a leapord skin top pulls up beside them.]
Ani: What the hell is that thing ?! [Sekken shrugs]
The back window of the Cadillac rolls down and an obnoxious
character dressed in the attire of a 1970's pimp sticks his head out
the window.
Pimp-Daddy J-chan: You guys need a lift ? [various female voices can
be heard from inside the Cadi] Quiet girls !! Like I said, you guys
need a lift ?
Ani: [rapidly becoming disgusted by Pimp-Daddy's appearance] Not in
that monstrousity ! Do you know where the Shrine of Otemba is ?
Pimp-Daddy J-chan: Can't say that I do. But one of my girls might
know. Hold on.
To Ani's disgust and Sekken's suprise the Cadi's leapord skin top
folds back. Yes, it's the worlds only convertable Cadi. [Ani begins to
vomit] Inside we see Miz and Shayla-Shayla dressed like 1960's
hippe's, complete with face-paint no less.
Moonchild-Miz: Shrine of Otemba ???? Hmmm, sounds familiar, but I
can't remember cause I just dropped acid. Somebody kill that chicken
!! I want extra crispy for din-din tonite !
Sunflower-Shayla: Love, peace and gratuitous sex man ! Hey, give me
back my bong !!!!! [Sekken gets a sweat drop as Ani continues to
vomit.]
Pimp-Daddy J-chan: Hey man, watch where you're puking ! Don't get that
$#!t on my ride. Anyway, the girls are too high to be of any help, but
they're in the right frame of mind for a little gratuitous sex !!!
Moonchild-Miz: Get the chicken !!
Sunflower-Shayla: ...............................
Pimp-Daddy J-chan: Whaddyasay ? [Ani answers his question by impaling
the car on dozens of spikes. Pimp-Daddy and the girls jump to safety,
but the Cadi blows up] My ride !!! There was a thousand pounds of
China White in the trunk !!! You sonovabitch !!!!
Ani: What are you gonna do about it ?
Pimp-Daddy J-chan: [takes off his wide brim pimp hat and his leapord
skin cloak] I'm gonna kick the $#!t outta your stupid @$$ !!! Girls,
assume the position ! [Moonchild and Sunflower both kneel in front of
Pimp-Daddy and begin to unzip his pants. Both Ani and Sekken fall
over] Not that one !!!! The fighting position !!!!
Moonchild-Miz: Oh, that position. After we kick their asses, can we
kill the chicken ? [As she talks, the ring on her finger begins to
glow. The headband that Sunflower is wearing begins to glow too. Both
girls take up positions next to Pimp-Daddy; Moonchild on the right,
Sunflower on the left.]
Ani: So you wanna rumble do ya ? Fine ! Take this !!!! [Ani yells as
his arm rapidly extends toward Pimp-Daddy. Pimp-Daddy backflips away (
while wearing platform shoes no less) and lashes out with his Pimp-
cane. Ani's hand is severed.]
Pimp-Daddy J-chan: My cane has a sword inside you @$$hole !!! [As
Pimp-Daddy talks he pulls the sword from his cane. The blade of the
sword glows blue with ki-energy] My Pimp-sword can cut through
anything. Still wanna fight ?
Ani: Sure do. Cause your pimp-sword don�t mean shit to someone who can
heal any wound ! [As he taunts Pimp-Daddy, the veins from Ani�s arm
and the veins from his severed hand reach out to each other and
connect. A momment later, Ani�s wound is healed. Still wanna rumble?
Pimp-Daddy J-chan: I ain�t scared of you ! Get him girls !! [Sunflower
screams with rage as a fireball shoots from the headband she is
wearing]
Ani: Whoa ! [dodges a blast of pressurized water that Moonchild shot
at him] I had no idea that pimps and drug addicts could be so strong !
Sekken , some help would be nice !!!
Sekken: [glowing blue with ki] .........
Ani: I don�t believe this [ dodges a sword swipe and a fireball] I�m
getting my ass kicked and he�s spacing out !!!! [ Ani dodges another
sword swipe as his right arm becomes a very long sword blade] Alright,
you wanna sword fight, we�ll sword fight !!! But call off your drug
addict bimboes !!!
Pimp-Daddy J-chan: Girls, hold your fire. I�m gonna kill this @$$hole
myself !
Just as Pimp-Daddy and Ani are about to throttle each other, a UFO
swoops down, teleports Pimp-Daddy and the girls aboard, and flies off
leaving Ani and Sekken staring at the sky.
Ani + Sekken: ............
Shampoo: [standing in as director] Cut ! Stop ! Halt !
Joel: [dressed as Pimp-Daddy and exiting fake saucer] What !? Why�d
you stop !? Everything was going perfect.
Shampoo: Perfect !?! Shampoo no understand. What going on ?! Script no
make sense ! This movie is all crazy !! Pimps !? Hippies !? Wandering
warriors !? Alien abductions !? Shampoo quit !! Find someone else to
stand in for stupid movie !!!
Joel/Pimp-Daddy: Shampoo wait !!! What if I told you that you get
married to Ranma in the movie ! Would you stay then ?
Shampoo: Shampoo really get married to Ranma in movie ? Tell truth
now.
Joel: OK, I lied. You do..... [can�t continue sentense because a
bonbori is rammed down his throat] Swamhpuu waif ah minit. Efrybody
take fife ! [pulls bonbori out of his mouth] Shampoo wait!
Shampoo: Shampoo no want work for pervert that write stupid movies
and dress like pimp. Can�t change Shampoo�s mind, no matter what you
say.
Joel: Oh yeah ?! If you don�t work for me I�ll call Mousse !!
Shampoo: [now groveling at Joel�s feet] No ! Anything but that ! No
call Mousse ! Shampoo work for you ! No need to call ex-husband !
Shampoo be good girl from now on !! Please, no call Mousse !!!
Joel: Ok, ok. I won�t call him. But tell me one thing Shampoo. Why did
you and Mousse break up anyway ?
Shampoo: Mousse too .......... �energetic�. Shampoo no like abortions
! Big needle is no fun ! No call Mousse ! [Shampoo goes running off
into the sunset all the while screaming in fright] Shampoo hate
abortion !!!!!!
Joel: Great ! Now we need another stand-in director. Let�s see.....
Yuusuke you�re up !!
Yuusuke: Cool. This should be fun.
Joel: Don�t turn this into a fight fest. Just follow the script. Oh,
and cue Akane. Her big scene is coming up.
Stage Manager: Uh...... That could be a problem. Her and Ayeka went
into her dressing room an hour ago and we haven�t heard from them
since.
Joel: ...............
Yuusuke: Don�t worry, I�ll have them ready on time.
Joel: ................
Yuusuke: Joel ? Are you ok ?
Joel: ................
Two hours later, the movie finally gets back under way.
Ani: What the hell just happened here Sekken ?
Sekken: Beats the hell outta me. But we won though.
Ani: No thanks to you. Why�d you just stand there like that ?
Sekken: My martial arts skills are very limited. I know some basic
kung-fu and kendo, but that�s it. The one special technique I do know
takes fifteen mins. to charge up. But it's a really powerful
technique!!
Ani: <How do I always wind up in these situations?> Anyway, let�s get
going. We still have to find the Shrine of Otemba.
Sekken: Sounds good to me, But where do we go from here ? [Ani shrugs]
The two companions decide to head west. They keep walking until
they come upon a circle of chattering people. In the middle of the
circle are three people. The first is a large mountain of muscle. He
is wearing boxing shorts and boxing gloves. There are scars all over
his body. An attractive brown skin woman with blonde hair and fangs is
cuddled next to him. She is wearing a skin tight leather body suit and
wielding a large bullwhip. Lastly there is a fat guy with a Don King
style haircut. He is dressed in a tacky paisely suit.
Fight Dr. Paisely: Isn�t anyone brave enough to fight my champ ?
There�s ten thousand yen in it for you if you win. If you
lose...............
Muhamed-Evander-Ali-Joel-Tyson: Yeah ! Ain�t none of ya brave enough
ta fight me ?! [people continue to converse, but no one steps forward.
Suddenly, a young boy with spikey black hair flips into the circle. He
is wearing a dark blue boy�s school uniform. The top of the uniform is
unbuttoned to reveal a tank top underneath.]
Boy: I�ll fight you. [the girls in the crowd start to chatter. ]
Girl #1: He�s soooo cute !
Girl #�s 2-5: .............. [They all pass out blushing]
Muhamed-Evander-Ali-Joel-Tyson: Ha ! Ya got guts kid. I�m gonna send
ya home in a toothpaste tube !!!!
S+M Mihoshi: Joel-Tyson-Chan, if you beat him I�ll give you a spanking
! [she cracks her whip]
Joel-Tyson: Do you promise to spank me hard ? [S+M Mihoshi nods and
cracks her whip again. Ali-Joel-Tyson begins to drool] Yosh ! Let�s
get this over with so I can get my spanking !! Eat this..... Blazing
Fireball Punch !!! [Joel-Tyson swings as his gloves glow red with ki-
energy. The boy sidesteps the swing and Joel-Tyson�s punch hits the
ground, causing a large explosion of ki-flames]
Boy: ...........[stands there with a cocky look on his face]
Girl# 6: He�s so sexy !!
Fight Dr. Paisely: Hurry up and kick the kid�s ass !!!
Sekken: This ought to be a good fight. Let�s see what happens before
we go.
Ani: That kid dosen�t stand a chance.
Joel-Tyson: Stand still ya little shit ! [Joel-Tyson throws a barrage
of punches that the boy just dodges] Eat this..... Burning Nuclear
Explosion Uppercutt ! [Joel-Tyson swings again, but the boy ducks
under his punch and kicks him in the chest. Girls #�s 7-20 cheer]
S+M Mihoshi: Joel-Tyson -Chan ! You�d better pound him or I won�t
spank you !
Joel-Tyson: Yaaah...... Inferno Whirlwind Punch ! [Joel-Tyson punches
the ground and a whirlwind of fire speeds from his glove toward the
boy. The boy flips to the side and shakes his head.]
Boy: Is that the best you�ve got ? That was pathetic !! [Joel-Tyson
yells with rage and charges at the boy. The boy sidesteps as Joel-
Tyson swings and, using leverage, grabs Joel-Tyson by the arm and
flips him.]
Joel-Tyson: [getting up] That does it ! I want my spanking ! Eat this,
my ultimate technique, Super Blazing Inferno Sweltering Death Heat
Punch, with Optional Suntan Lotion !!!! [Joel-Tyson swings at the boy
as his whole body becomes surrounded by ki-flames. Just as the punch
is about to connect, a UFO swoops down, teleports Muhamed-Evander-Ali-
Joel-Tyson, Fight DR. Paisely, and S+M Mihoshi aboard, and then flies
away. The boy is left standing in the middle of the circle, while
Sekken and Ani fall over]
[ insert eerie X-files theme music here]
Sekken: [getting up] That�s the second abduction today ! This is
getting crazy !! And where is that music coming from !?
[end X-files music here, as we see a little man dressed in black
beat a hasty retreat]
Ani: You said it ! It just dosen�t get much weirder than this ! And
who was that strange guy in black ? [Sekken shrugs. At that momment
Sasami/ Tsunami dashes from behind a tree, bowls Ani over, and glomps
onto Sekken]
Sasmi/Tsunami: Oh Sekkensama, how could you leave me behind like that
? You know how much I love you. [Sasami/Tsunami tightens her glomp,
effectively cutting off Sekken's air supply]
Sekken: Tsunami.......... *gasp*.......... let go........ *cough,
wheeze, sputter*........ I can�t .......... *urk*...........
Ani: [looking down at the unconscious Sekken] Looks like he passed
out.
Sasami/Tsunami: [continuing to glomp] Oh Sekkensama, I love.....
[notices the boy that Joel-Tyson was fighting] .....you. Who is that ?
[gets heart shaped eyes and stops glomping Sekken]
Boy: Who, me ? My name�s Ryo.
Sasami/Tsunami: You�re pretty cute. [starts moving towards Ryo] I
think I�m falling in love all over again.
Ryo: Join the crowd. You�re not the only girl that�s in love with me.
[Ryo gestures to the crowd of girls behind him. When he gestures, half
of them swoon and pass out.]
Ani: You�re pretty smooth with the girls aren�t you kid ?
Ryo: What can I say.......
Girl# 21: I love you Ryo !!!!!
Ryo: I know baby. Just calm down. [Girl# 21 does so immediatly. Ani
shakes his head and chuckles]
Sekken: [gasping for air] Thanks Ryo........, but now Tsunami.........
will be after........ you.
Ryo: I�m used to it by now. For some reason, all women seem to fall in
love with me.
Ani: That�s cool kid, real cool. Oh, you wouldn�t happen to know the
way to The Shrine Of Otemba would you ?
Ryo: Me, no. But one of them might. [turns to the crowd of girls]
Okay, here�s the deal ! If one of you can tell me how to get to The
Shrine Of Otemba, I�ll give you a kiss. [all of their hands immediatly
shoot up]
Girl# 5: Pick me Ryo !
Girl# 12: No, pick me !!
Girl# 16: No ! I know ! Here let me tell you.
[Ryo begins to look around and finally picks Girl# 18]
Girl# 19: [pouting] Oh ! She�s so lucky !
Girl# 1: No fair !
Girl# 18: The Shrine Of Otemba is located in Nerima. Nerima is toward
the south.
Ryo: Thanks. How did you know where it was ?
Girl# 18: I just read that sign over there. [Girl# 18 points as Ani
and Sekken fall over]
Ryo: Well, here�s my part of the bargin. [Ryo takes Girl# 18 by the
shoulders and plants one on her cheek]
Girl# 18: Meeeeeellooow meeeeeellooow ! [Girl# 18 goes back to join
the crowd of girls, all of whom give her a dirty look]
Sekken: Thanks for the help kid.
Ryo: No problem. Hey, you guys mind if I tag along ? Today�s been
kinda slow. Only 21 girls have told me that they love me. Usually, by
this time of day, 40 girls have told me they love me, and 60 more are
just following me around with starry-eyed looks on thier faces.
Sekken: [getting sweat drop] I don�t know. We�ll be getting into a few
scraps before the day is out. Can you fight ?
Ryo: Sure I can fight. I�m a blackbelt in judo. And if I get in over
my head, the girls here can handle the rest. Right girls ?
Girls #�s 1-21+ Tsunami: Right ! [Ani and Sekken look over and see the
crowd of girls armed with knives, swords, machine guns, bazookas,
anti-aircraft missles, phasers, and photon torpedoes. Ani and Sekken
get sweat drops as the screen fades to black]
Yuusuke: Annnd cut ! Great job everybody ! That scene was great !
Joel: [asuming the role of director for a moment] Ok everybody,
that�s it for now; we�ll pick up again after lunch ! [Joel exits the
set and heads toward his trailer out back. As he enters we see Catilin
Fairchild, from the hit wildstrom comic �Gen-13', sitting entirely
nude on his couch.] Ah, Fairchild. Just what the doctor ordered ! [As
Joel and Fairchild begin their hanky-panky, the scene switches outside
where we see Maurice leading an attractive young lady toward the
trailer. The girl has short-cut, brown hair and stunning blue eyes.
She is wearing a white tank-top and baggy blue jeans.]
Maurice: It�s right this way Cierra. I�m sure Joel will be glad to see
you.
Cierra: And why wouldn�t he be glad to see his girlfriend ?
Maurice: < Uh-oh !> Ummm, it was just a figure of speech ! It�s not
like he�s up to anything. Heh-heh. [ Maurice begins to sweat visibly]
Cierra: [giving Maurice a strange look] Yeah, whatever. Thanks for
showing me the way, but you�d better get going. We need our privacy,
if you know what I mean.......
Maurice: Yeah, I know what you mean. < I�d better get out of here
before the sparks start to fly !> [Maurice beats a hasty retreat as
Cierra uses her key (The one she weaseled out of Maurice) to unlock
the door and enter the trailer]
Joel: [moaning loudy] Oh Fairchild, you�re the best I�ve had all day
!!!!
Fairchild: ooooohhhhhh !
Cierra: [hammerspaces a Gundam f91 mecha] What the hell do you think
you�re doing ?!!!!!!! [Cierra proceeds to blow Joel to hell and back]
I�m supposed to be your girlfriend ! And what do you mean �the best
you�ve had all day� ? How many more have there been ? What new depths
of deprevity have you sunken into !?!
Joel: * Erk !* [Fairchild grabs her disguarded clothing and hightails
it outta there while Cierra is busy blasting Joel.] * Gasp !, Sputter
!* [Cierra continues to blast Joel for another 45 minutes as she vents
all of her aggression]
Cierra: That�ll teach you ! I�m the only girl for you !
Joel: [now bandaged up and breathing by way of an artificial
resporator] x_x
Cierra: Poor baby. I think I may have overdone it. It�s all your fault
though; you know how easily I get pissed. [plants a loving kiss on
Joel�s cheek and then punches him in the nose] Baka !!
Joel: oooogh ! < At least she didn�t go overboard like last time ( Use
your imagination ^_^ ).>
End Part Two.
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Aurtor�s End Notes: Yosh ! So ends parts one and two ! If you stuck
with it this long, you might as well stay for the rest. In case you
couldn�t tell, This fanfic was written by none other than Chinaboy.
Also in case you couldn�t tell: I�m a complete loon !!! *_*
I warned you in advance that this was a stupid fanfic. If you didn't
heed my warning, and then hated it after reading it, that's your own
fault ! Pay attention the next time I tell you something !
For those of you who enjoyed the fic, but didn't know who some of the
characters were:
Joel: Me !
Maurice: A friend of mine
Kuwabara: he's from Yuu-Yuu Hakusho
Toguro Ani: also from Yuu-Yuu Hakusho
Miz Mistal: from El-Hazard
Shayla-Shayla: also from El-Hazard
Yuusuke: from Yuu-Yuu Hakusho
Ranma: I shouldn't even be typing this line, so I'll stop now !
Shampoo: Same as above
Mousse: Same as above
Cierra: my real life girlfriend
Mihoshi: Tenchi Muyo
Sasami: Tenchi Muyo
Tsunami: Tenchi Muyo
Catilin Fairchild: Gen 13 (comic book)
Any other characters you don't recognize were made up for this fic !
Oh yeah!! For those of you who may have noticed 'otenba' was
deliberatly misspelled as 'otemba'. Otenba means tomboy. I hope no one
was offended at how you favorite character(s) may have been portrayed
in this story. It's all in good fun, and besides; I warpped a few of
my favorites too! For those that are even reading this, I promise to
try and make the fic a little more serious in the next two parts.
You'll notice that I said I'd *try*.........
Special Thanks To:
Bakayaro: for getting me into anime and kicking my ass about
finishing this part of the fic, Check out his page at geocities !
M. Daniels: for getting me hooked on fanfics!!
Cierra Monroe: for not throttling me because of how I portrayed you in
this fic (it's all true though ! ^_^), and for being there when I
needed you
My McDonald's Mighty Max Happy Meal Toy: it helps me conscentrait !
and lastly, My Friends Cat: for not calling the aspca !
Please send all questions, comments, complaints, peanuts, popcorn,
and candy to: SensuiShin@aol.com
That's all for now, parts 3 and 4 are on the way ! Till then, Be
afraid, Be Very Afraid !!!!!
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/ Here lies:\ "I'm on seriously screwed up individual"
| Andrew | "but I could be worse... I could be normal."
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| I think | Andrew Petalik
| he's hungry |
| | "Lemony fresh" - Taz after reading a Ranma lemon