The Roadbuster Moderator: bans anyone who flames kids or his car.

The Minnie May Moderator: sends emailbombs to spammers.

The Shin Kazuma Moderator: feels horrible emotional pain whenever he 
bans a spammer, but has to or else his account will be cancelled.

The Yohko Moderator: most recent in a line of moderators who have 
been banning spammers since the list began.

The Moldiver Moderator: bans spammers, no problem, but can only 
remain logged on for 666 seconds at a time.

The Noboyuki Moderator: should probably do something about the spam, 
but spends his time reading the lemon fanfics instead.

The Katsuhito Moderator: doesn't do anything except post bits of 
sage or strange advice, until a really really bad spammer comes 
along, at which point he reveals himself to be...

The Yosho Moderator: who, instead of banning the spammer himself, 
sends the Tenchi Moderator to do it instead.

The Sakuya Moderator: who should have her account -- nay, all 
net access whatsoever -- revoked immediately and permanently, 
and all messages ever posted by her hunted down and erased, since 
she's nowhere as good as the Ryoko Moderator or even the Aeka 
Moderator. DIE! DIE! DIE!

*Ahem* Sorry, got a little carried a way there for a second.

The Fujisawa Moderator: bans spammers, but can only do so 
when he hasn't been drinking or smoking.


Hassheen!