The Captain Goto Moderator: lets spammers keep spamming because 
they might provide him with useful information.

The Ota Moderator: would like to shoot all spammers, but the 
Captain Goto moderator won't let him have a gun or ammunition.

The Azusa Moderator: intercepts all spam messages before they get 
relayed, gives each one a kawaii French name, and keeps it for 
herself. Unfortunately, she also does this to non-spam messages.

The Hinako Moderator: bans all those spamming delinquents!

The Tenchi Moderator: can never decide which spammer he wants to ban.

The Ryoko Moderator: couldn't care less about spam. Instead she 
spends all her time trying to log on to the Tenchi Moderator's 
account, and flaming the Aeka Moderator.

The Aeka Moderator: too busy stopping the Ryoko Moderator (and 
counter-flaming her) to have time to do anything about spammers. 
Note: both of them will drop their differences and immediately ban 
anyone who flames the Tenchi Moderator.

The Mihoshi Moderator: tries very hard to deal with spam, but 
accidentaly crashes the listserv whenever she tries to ban someone.

The Kiyone Moderator: deals with spam efficiently and professionaly, 
until the Mihoshi Moderator logs on.

The Washuu Moderator: bans anyone who doesn't address her as 
"Moderator-chan." She's the greatest moderator in the *universe* --
and that is why the list is so PERFECT!! If you ask her about getting 
rid of all the spam, she recommends one thing that you can do: pray 
*real* *hard*.

The Dark Schneider Moderator: a wizard at flaming. And even if you 
think you've killfiled him, he always comes back.


Hassheen!