I made this ghetto and although my writing skills are not that great, I
think this story is pretty darn cool.

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	In an unexpected twist of events, Kasumi was pushed into a Cursed
Spring at Jusenkyo while her family + Ranma and Genma were vacationing. 
Happosai seemed to have accidently pushed her while he was chasing a kite
he though looked like a pair of panties. No one knew how Happosai got all
the way to China, but perverts have their ways. The spring Kasumi fell in
was the Spring of the Drowned Juvenile Delinquent. Oddly enough, the
spring next to it was the Spring of the Drowned Swimmer. No one
understood how a swimmer could drown, but they all found it amusing as
they joked about it while eating okinomiyaki at a local restaurant
afterwards.
	They were unsure how Kasumi would change. They just hoped water
buckets wouldn't be hanging around anywhere. "Oh my," Kasumi said,
stifling a rather large belch, "That okinomiyaki was great. Not as good
as Ukyo's but terrific! I think I'll go to the restroom. Be right back!"
On her way back from number one, an angry woman threw her beverage into
her EX-fiance's face, missing him (bad aim!) and striking Kasumi. "Oh my,
I feel....." But the change had already taken place and Kasumi was
furious. "Lady, you had better watch yourself when you leave. I have my
friends. I can get your ass JUMPED. People can have accidents, you know."
The woman apologized, but this was not enough, Kasumi was a gangsta, and
gangstas had to take up fo dey ownself.
	Kasumi's image did not change because of the water. Her family
did not realize that she was acting like her ditzy, yet motherly former
self as she sat down at the table. They did not notice that her hair was
slightly damp, but no one notices Kasumi that much. The family walked to
the hotel where they were staying, two people on watch for water buckets
overhead. They were worried, but sooner or later it was bound to happen,
they all just hoped it wouldn't be soon.
	
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The woman who had thrown the water and missed wasn't surprised when
Kasumi came back. But this time she was with a group of her Chinese
friends. they bumrushed her in an alley outside of the restaurant. "DaS
wHaT cHoO GeT bIaTcH!" she heard as she lay there bruised and bleeding
from the mouth and nose. 'Must be those Asian gangs everyone's been
hearing about, no?' was the talk in the hotel room when everyone heard
the news. No one wondered where Kasumi was. She was probably out taking a
walk and picking pretty flowers.
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	"Tofu baby, you're sure that was all you could get?" He nodded as
he handed the bag of weed to Kasumi. "No, _you_ roll it," Kasumi said,
handing him back the baggie and some cigar wrappers. He obliged and they
smoked under the moonlight.
	"It's time for you to turn back, Kasumi. I'm worried," Tofu said
as he looked tenderly into his beloved's eyes. "Sure anything for you
lover baby," she said and spanked his rear end. He got the hot water and
poured it on Kasumi. "Night, baby," Tofu said as he kissed Kasumi
tenderly on the nose. Then he spanked her playfully on the behind. "Oh
you silly kidder!" Kasumi exclaimed and started to leave. "Oh, I almost
forgot. I made you some dumplings," Kasumi said. She handed him the
dumplings and walked home, unaware of her short, tight outfit. She hoped
she would get enough sleep. She had to get up early and make pancakes for
everyone.
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	BEE-BEE-BEEP! came the honk from outside the Tendo household.
Akane looked out the window and saw the white Honda Civic blasting go go.
"Nabiki, your ride's here!" Akane screamed at yher sister, trying to be
heard over the loud music. (All da ladies in dad house scream Hoooooo.
All da fellas in da house scream Hooooooo. Oooooh aaaaaah oooh aaaaah
aaaah.) She didn't like Barkada, but if Nabiki wanted to hang with them,
she didn't want to get in her way. "It's MY ride," Kasumi told her
surprised younger sister. She was dressed in DKNY and Akane noticed a
pager clipped to her pocket. "WHAT?!?!?! You're hanging with Barkada
now?" Akane asked incredulously to no one. (Iz DC in da hoooooouse?
Everybody SCREAM!) Kasumi was already in the car. "There's no way they're
going to school. Say, isn't Kasumi in college by now?" Akane was
bewildered. How could her sister join a Filipino gang such as Bahala Na
Barkada also known as BNB? Probably the springs. She giggled, Kasumi was
always such a dullard. 
	Nabiki came downstairs in her too-short skirt. "Hey, wasn't that
<insert wannabe gansta name here>'s car that just passed?" Akane held
back a huge smile. She was going to LOVE explaining this to her
ever-so-popular older sister. "Yeah, it was," Akane said smugly, "And
they were here for Kasumi." At once Nabiki knew what had happened and a
distressed expression crossed her face. Was this the end of her
popularity? And dammit, no one would get to see her Steve Madden shoes
today! Why did this have to happen?!?!?

THE END?