Gertchen1@aol.com wrote:

I'm going to start a war ^_^

What is the best anime? MACROSS!!!!!!!

	Gertchen sat back in her chair, giggling with sadistic glee at sending
the Spam-riddled FFML further into chaos.  Then suddenly, she was
grabbed from both sides by Kunou and Nabiki, both of them wearing
military uniforms as they hauled her ass out of the chair.

        "Hey!  What do you think you're doing!?!  Let me go!  HELP!!!"

        Gertchen continued to scream in vain as they slammed her against
the wall and proceeded to chain her up until she was completely
helpless.  She struggled against her bonds, desperately trying to get
free while another man brought in a large pressure cannon on wheels and
aimed it in her general direction.  Then the man took a moment to adjust
his glasses and faced the studio audience that had appeared out of
nowhere.

        "Greetings, members of the FFML.  My name is Megane 6.7.  It
seems that once again, someone has failed to read the FFML FAQ and
decided to provoke yet another spam thread to join the others already in
progress.  While some of those threads can be forgiven because they
contain debates on fanfiction issues, this one is clearly intended to
waste the other members time.  Unforgivable....  

	"Since Tybalt cannot be here to properly admonish this person, I have
taken it upon myself to once again dispense my own brand of justice to
insure that such an act of stupidity doesn't repeat itself.  

	"So with that....PREPARE THE CHICKEN CANNON, KUNOU!!!"        

	As Kunou began to stuff the cannon, Megane 6.7 provided a
running commentary....

	Today's ammo includes....spam from alt.sex.fetish.sailor-moon, spam in
the back of Chris Elliot's car, the entrails of Catkiller, the collected
works of Monty Python, 8-Track Version of course, A frozen beer can,
candian draft of course,  a teaspoon of Akane's miso
soup....           	        
	"NO!!!!!  ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!"  Gretchen begged, a look of horror on
her face.

	"No mercy."  Megane replied coldly as Kunou added the teaspoon. The
cannon begin to shake as the once merely disgusting mixture was becoming
rapidly unstable....

	"And for the finishing touch....Hamdingers!"

	Kunou threw the pile of hamdingers into the cannon, one by one, and
then used his bokken to stir the mixture, showing hidden wisdom by not
using his bare hands.  Once he was finished, the bokken was violently
yanked from his hands and consumed by the cannon, an aura of incredible
power beginning to form around it.  Kunou walked over to Nabiki who
waited by the firing controls.  Megane 6.7 turned to the
doomed Gretchen.

        "And.....FIRE!!!"

	The chicken cannon discharged, unleashing a blast of such absolute
devastation, it simply couldn't be put into words.  It was *that* bad. 
Megane 6.7 exchanged a salute with Kunou and then proceeded to huggle
Nabiki before turning back to face the audience once again.     
	"I'd like to thank.....me for suggesting the Chicken Cannon
Target of the Moment.  I'll be sure to send myself a copy of the Royal
Canadian Air Farce Video Yearbook Volume 4.  I'd also like to thank
Kunou and Nabiki for their participation in this sacred ceremony.  And
to add that if you REALLY want to see a *War*, check out my MSTing by
the same name.  "The War 6.7"  You'll be glad you did.  ;)  

        Megane 6.7, Kunou and Nabiki salute.


"The Chicken Cannon.  Someday all battles will be fought this
way."