Why ARE we still here?
I'm sick of seeing this question.  

Hey, I've been here so long I remember way back in the old days when FF 
was a low traffic list.  You know, back when the real spam factory was 
the Ranma ML.  Does anyone give a shit?  I hope not, its kinda trivial.  
Thats not why I'm still here.

Has anyone ever seen my stories on RAAC?  If you have, let me know.  I 
don't publish them there.  Thats right.  I don't send stories to RAAC.  
Maybe your wondering why I AM on the list.  For you.  I'm here to share 
my stories with you.  I'm here to read your stories.  I'm here for the 
good times.  The bad times?  Hell, thats what the delete key is for.

Are you still reading this?  Oh, I bet you were waiting for it to be 
something funny.  Well, you know me I can't resist, besides you didn't 
think I titled this GOOD TIMES for no reason did you?

Matthew Trotter, its a virus, its a TV show,
                 its a virus and a TV show.
                 Happy now? ;)