(Note: This is an outgrowth of "Stake Through the Heart", a lemon VHD
fic I posted yesterday. Outside of that context, the title, chorus,
and last line of the solo for this song won't make much sense. The 
song, however, is not itself lemon, so I have not tagged it as 
such.).


Undead Don't Fall In Love
(to the tune of Too Young to Fall In Love, by Motley Crue)

You seek and slay
Creatures of the night.
The light in your eyes
Is like burning ice.
The dark minions flee
When your sword they see.
Do you hunt ones such as me?

[Chorus:]

Undead don't fall in love.
     Oh, I'm undead.
Undead don't fall in love.
     Oh, I'm undead.
Undead don't fall in love.

     But I'm undead.
Undead don't fall in love.
     Yes, undead.
Undead don't fall in love.
     Oh, I'm undead.
Undead don't fall in love.

My fangs thirst for
Blood which has no taint.
Eternal we're damned
And bound fast by fate.
So now tell me true,
If his blood runs in you,
Why you'd slay one such as me.

[Chorus]

You seek and slay
Creatures of the night
To whom you're tied
By your past denied.
Though dark minions flee
When your sword they see,
Could you love one such as me?

[Chorus]


Hassheen!