It took me many long years of journeying, but, in the middle of the 
dungeon of Solomon's Palace, in the Holy Land, I was able to locate an 
advance copy of Megane 6.7's latest MSTy.  When I stumbled upon it in 
the deepest reaches of the tomb, I found myself unable to tear my gaze 
away from it's unholy visage.  I found myself making the sign of the 
Cross and the Star of David.  I took my ritual dagger and carved runes 
of protection into my very flesh in hopes of being able to escape its 
e-vile powers.  But alas, I was held fast.  This was different from it's 
predecessors.  They were poorly crafted dross compared to this one.  But 
I cannot say more.  The pygmies are after me again, and I am out of 
SPAM.  Prepare yourselves.  You must be ready for Megane and OneShot to 
present their MSTy of... No!!  The Pygmies are attacking!!  Help!!  HE- 
GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
	-End Transmission
--
JD
Paladin of the Holy Pair
Verbena Mage
No-Brand Hero

Kiss me, Wind, kiss me... 
Hold me, Sky, hold me tight... 
And protect us, always, 
until we overcome and break down the walls, 
until we touch down and seize our dreams, 
because we were born 
to be happy. 

-Asu e Touchdown