Bloody Crazy
by Justin Fraser & Piccolo & some Russian guy...

 "God, Vegeta, you're fucking ugly!"  Piccolo hammered a fish on the
head and rolled his eyes.  Gohan ran past, yelling, "I'm a  prick!  I'm
a prick!"   He tripped over a rock and flew over the edge of the cliff.
 About halfway down, his head hit a rock and fell off.  I continued to
roll down the rocky face of the cliff,  and still yelled.  "I want one
of the green pastries!"  It hit Goku on the head, and immediately he
went into a short Kajun  klog dance.  Then he  grabbed Bulma's ass, and
she was so surprised she picked up a frog.
 "What the hell am I?"
 Vegeta pulled out a shotgun, blew on the barrel and growled, "Yeah!"
 He proceeded to pull his own leg off and pound Piccolo over the head
with it.
 "Paint!  Paint!"  Gohan's head shot up in the air and gave Krillan a
right knock on the forehead.
 "Hey!  Watch it, Gohan!  I'm trying to eat my cat!"
 "Luna!"
 Everybody stopped and turned their attention on Gohan for a brief
moment.  Then the world got back to...uhhh...normal as they returned to
their original frame of mind.
 Roshi gargled with salt water and spit it out on Chi Chi.  She didn't
notice, though, because she  was running around yelling, "Aaaaaaagh!
It's growing on my face!"  There wasn't actually anything there, but it
fits nicely into the general atmosphere.
 "Boots!" Gohan yelled.  "I want my boots back!"
 Krillan continued to saw at a giraffes leg.  Without looking over, he
raised his his hand and brought a jackhammer down on the disembodied
head.
 "My big Middle-Eastern boots!  So's I  can step on your head and squish
it!"
 He went quiet for a moment, shocking the daylights out of everyone.
But it wasn't  long before he started to chant "3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3"
 "Three is a lucky shape!" Piccolo hollered, raising his green fist.  He
was pissed at Vegeta now, so he stared at him as hard as he could.
 Then some evil guy died, and the world was safe once again.

 Okay, as far as stories go, it wasn't very good.  It was just for my
own writing entertainment.  I wasn't in the bloody mood!
 Remember:  When the green fish  are bobbin' to the surface and the
yellow rubber bands are flyin' everywhere, eat peanuts!
 But it's fucking crazy, yeah-yeah...

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