Mark Page wrote:

At 05:29 AM 8/21/97 -0500, you wrote:

(And the Moon was as blood, the Storms crashed and the Seas BOILED!)
(Typical, thought the Lobsters)
     /

Was it as good for you as it was for me, darling?

      ??? I don't recall, were you there? Guy with the loose fitting jeans
screaming "Stick a badger in there!"? Oh you mean what I wrote... or do
you? I'm a bit confused, please clarify that last statement. I'm a
simple man and not used to such complex innuendos.

Innuendos!  HAH!  Funny.  I think.  Maybe not.  But then, i can't read
anyways, so what am I doing on this mailing list?  Uh....  I can't
remember....  Now where did I put my brain.  Ah yes, I gave it to someone
to borrow....  I guess you did too....  Uhuhuhuhuh....

	<sigh> A basicly pointless, slightly amusing Otaku post on my part to
keep everything nice and on a level head to avoid ANY possibility of a
Flame War which I sensed was in the works. There, I have told you
EXACTLY what I meant by my statements though I'm not exactly sure how
you could miss the original intent. Your followup post however was more
then vague enough to make me wonder if you had been insulted, incredible
as that may seem. Now, I have nothing against you, even the fact that
you didn't find me amusing is not a mark (most of my friends find me
simply annoying) towards your damnation, simply a mark of good taste. 

	BUT, I can sense something evil in this current thread of posting. If
your intent (I honestly can't tell, anyone want to translate so I don't
make a bigger fool out of myself then normal?) is to start some
pointless flame war, PLEASE let's take it private E-mail. There, I'll
Otaku War, I'll cross Citrus Swords and Pun Pummel with the best of
them... until you don't seem to be having any fun, then I'll stop and
let you have the last word. Why? I'm a nice guy who'd rather make a
friend then a enemy. But REGARDLESS of your choice, let's take it
elsewhere, Tybalt has enough problems as it is.