Enjoy! This is my first ever attempt at writing. Writing a fic, I mean.

Keem Bearlee
the Bis/Stephen King/TMBG/Monty Python/Ethan Embry/rubber
cement/Oasis/Weezer/MST3K/Jarvis Cocker/bishounen lover
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What are the first three letters of bishounen?!?!?! =0)

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	In an unexpected twist of events, Kasumi was pushed into a Cursed
Spring at Jusenkyo while her family + Ranma and Genma were vacationing.
The person who pushed her was Happosai who was chasing a kite he though
looked like a pair of panties. No one knew how Happosai got there, but
perverts have their ways. The spring Kasumi fell in was the Spring of the
Drowned Juvenile Delinquent. Oddly enough, the spring next to it was the
Spring of the Drowned Swimmer. No one understood how a swimmer could
drown, but they all found it amusing as they joked about it while eating
okinomiyaki at a local restaurant afterwards.
	People were unsure how Kasumi would change. They just hoped water
buckets wouldn't be hanging around anywhere. "Oh my," Kasumi said,
stifling a rather large belch, "That okinomiyaki was great. Not as good
as Ukyo's but terrific! I think I'll go to the restroom. Be right back!"
On her way back from number one, an angry woman threw her beverage into
her fiance's face, missing him (bad aim!) and strinking Kasumi. "Oh my, I
feel....." But the change had already taken place and Kasumi was furious.
"Lady, you had better watch yourself when you leave. I have my friends.
People can get jumped. People can have accidents. Watch your back." The
woman apologized, but this was not enough, Kasumi was a gansta, and
gantas had to take up fo dey ownself.
	Unfortunately Kasumi's image did not change gbecause of the
water. Her family did not realize that she was acting like her ditzy, yet
motherly former self as she sat down at the table. They did not notice
that her hair was slightly damp, but no one notices Kasumi that much. The
family walked to the hotel where they were staying, two people on watch
for water buckets overhead. They were worried, but sooner or later it was
bound to happen, they all just hoped it wouldn't be soon.

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	"Tofu baby, you're sure that was all you could get?" He nodded as
he handed the bag of weed to Kasumi. "No, _you_ roll it," Kasumi said,
handing him back the baggie and some cigar wrappers. He obliged and they
smoked under the moonlight.
	"It's time for you to turn back, Kasumi. I'm worried," Tofu said
as he looked tenderly into his beloved's eyes. "Sure anything for you
lover baby," she said and spanked his rear end. He got the hot water and
poured it on Kasumi. "Night, baby," Tofu said as he kissed Kasumi
tenderly on the nose. Then he spanked her playfully on the behind. "Oh
you silly kidder!" Kasumi exclaimed and walked home. She hoped she would
get enough sleep. She had to get up early and make pancakes for everyone.

THE END?     	

	Kasumi that much. The family walked to the hotel where they were
staying, two people on watch for water buckets overhead. They were
worried, but sooner or later it was bound to happen, they all just hoped
it wouldn't be soon.

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	"Tofu baby, you're sure that was all you could get?" He nodded as
he handed the bag of weed to Kasumi. "No, _you_ roll it," Kasumi said,
handing him back the baggie and some cigar wrappers. He obliged and they
smoked under the moonlight.
	"It's time for you to turn back, Kasumi. I'm worried," Tofu said
as he looked tenderly into his beloved's eyes. "Sure anything for you
lover baby," she said and spanked his rear end. He got the hot water and
poured it on Kasumi. "Night, baby," Tofu said as he kissed Kasumi
tenderly on the nose. Then he spanked her playfully on the behind. "Oh
you silly kidder!" Kasumi exclaimed and walked home. She hoped she would
get enough sleep. She had to get up early and make pancakes for everyone.

THE END?