a few of you said you wanted to see more of this so I did even though 
its after 0100 in the am.  well I was bored anyway. so hear is more 
although not all of it.  I don't know how long I plan to make this.
					john trombley
All the characters of the Ranma ½ universe belong to Rumiko Takahashi 
(I'm not sure about Sasuke) and a bunch of other people that I have 
never meet or seen.  Please excuse my humble self for slandering your 
immortal characters.

	Ranma-babies
		By
	John Trombley

	It was a typical day in Nerima.  Typical that is that every one 
seemed to mad at everyone else.  Either it was Akane made at Ranma for 
being unfaithful, Ryouga made at Ranma for just being Ranma, or some 
such nonsense.   So there they were, some of  the most powerful Martial 
Artists in the World;  Ranma, Ryouga, Mousse, Shampoo, Kuno, and Akane 
Tendo.  Why the fight started, nobody really knows but then again did 
they ever have really needed a good reason to fight?  It seemed like any 
other fight in the Nerima district with Kuno, Mousse, and Ryouga after 
Ranma, and Shampoo and Akane Tendo going at it bickering over who was 
Ranma's true betrothed.   Actually you really couldn't see who was 
fighting who for the dust was flying and it was hard to make anybody 
out.  
	This continued for a while moving gradually through the 
neighborhood, causing property damage on a large scale.  We see an old 
woman walking down the street holding something in her hands.  She is 
muttering to her self,  "I'm going to be young again." she keeps on 
saying this over and over to herself.
	Just as she is passing by a china shop the unruly group smashes 
into her causing to her to drop and break the object she had in her 
hands on the ground.  The group of martial artists don't even slow down 
as the enter the china shop.  We see where there once was an old woman, 
there is now a dignified lady in her prime.  Peering at her reflection 
in the remaining window of the shop, she smiles broadly and goes running 
down the street laughing happily.

	In the china shop the dust is still going nonstop, when suddenly 
the sprinkler alarm goes off.  Instantly the fighting stops and the 
shopkeeper is shocked to see a little boy, two little girls, a kitten, a 
baby pig, and a little duckling had made all this mess in his store.  
Then he notices the damage done to his shop and goes up to them, "You 
three, who are you, were are your parents?"  At the hostile tone of 
voice that he was using, all the children start crying very loudly, the 
animals join in.  The shopkeeper looks around in shock and fear at this, 
thinking what their parents would do to him if they thought that he had 
hurt their children.
	"Alright, alright there's no need for that."  He tried to calm 
them down.  Just then a police officer came to check on what all the 
noise was. [Yes, there are police in Nerima, they just aren't stupid 
enough to get caught in the middle of the constant battles being fought 
there.]  
	"O.K. who's making all this noise?"  He grumped, seeing the 
children in the store his grim face suddenly softened.  Squatting down 
next to the little boy he asks in what he hopes is a comforting manor.  
"Alright, it's OK little guy what seems to be the problem?"  Seeing the 
uniformed officer the boy drew up, squaring his shoulders and then 
pointed at the shopkeeper.  "That man yelled at us for playing.  He got 
us all wet too."  The little boy pouted.
	"Oh he did, did he?  Well I'm sure he didn't mean it, did you 
Sir?"  This was directed at the shopkeeper who was waving his hands in 
the air a frantic look on his face.  
	"Uh no, no, I didn't.  You just surprised me that's all."  A 
forced grin plastered on his face.  Hopefully the officer could get the 
names of the children so that he could get their parents to pay for this 
damage.
	"See?  It was all a miss understanding.  There's no need to 
cry."  The officer asked as he put a hand on the little boy in front of 
him.   At this time the shopkeeper accidently dropped his tea on to the 
animals.  Suddenly to his surprise there were three more children all of 
them naked.  *Where did they come from* the only clothe that was 
apparent on them was that one little boy had a yellow and black spots 
bandana around his head, the other boy had big coke bottle glasses, and 
all the girl had on was beads in her hair.  The officer looks up at the 
Shopkeeper in shock and rage.
	We next see the Shopkeeper in the back of a patrol car speeding 
down the road.  His face plastered on the window yelling, "I didn't do 
anything.  I don't even know those children."
	
	Kasumi was fixing diner when there was a knock on the front 
door.  "Oh, we have visitors."  With that she went to see who it was.  
Upon opening the door she was tackled by two little blurs of motion who 
fixed onto her legs.  Looking down she saw  two little girls one with 
red hair and a pig-tail, the other with short black hair wearing a 
yellow dress.  Both of them laughing, happy to be home.
	"Hello Onnechan!!" the one in the yellow dress piped up.
	"Hi big-sister Kasumi" the little pigtail girl put in a huge 
smile on her face.
	"A-Akane? Ranma? Oh My."  Was all Kasumi could say before she 
noticed another visitor who refrained from jumping her, hanging in the 
back ground to shy to come forward.  It was a little boy with a bandana 
on his head.  "Oh hello Ryouga! Please come in."  The boy smiled shyly 
as he went into the house.

	The Cat Cafe: Cologne was taking orders when she noticed a 
little girl lead a boy  who seemed to be bumping into things entered the 
restaurant.  For the first time that any one could ever remember, 
Cologne fell over.  Seeing this little Shampoo and little Mousse rushed 
to help her up.
	"Great-grandmother is alright?" little Shampoo asked worried 
about her old grandmother.
	"Yes, are you alright?"  Little Mousse ask to Cologne's staff 
that was lying next to her.
	Instantly regaining her composure she quickly assessed the 
situation.  "Hmm.  Shampoo what has happened, yourself and Mousse seemed 
to have gotten younger."  
	Shampoo just looked at her in shock then looked over at Mousse 
who was trying to have a conversation with a plant, before turning back 
to look at her grandmother.  "No we not Great- grandmother.  Shampoo the 
same as when Shampoo and Mousse went and played with Ranma."  
	"Hmm. Is that so?"  Then seeing Shampoo's concerned look on her 
face she quickly change the subject.  "Oh never mind me Shampoo I'm just 
old.  Go take Mousse and get ready for the dinner crowd."
	Seeing her grandmother was all right with a bright smile.  "OK 
Great-grandmother.  Come on Mousse."  With that she dragged the poor 
confused Mousse into the kitchen.
	*Hmm, it seems something unusual has happened.  I must go see 
Son-in-law about what happened.* but with that the dinner crowd started 
to arrive and so was busy for the rest of the night for her usual help 
was no longer up to the task.

	The Kuno mansion: Sasuke was busy sweeping the walk- way 
expecting his master to return at any moment to give him some task.  He 
paused as he heard the gate open and the quiet pattern of steps 
announced the presence of someone. *Master Kuno?  His step's seem 
lighter than usual.  He must be practicing to be silent so that he could 
sneak up on me.*   Just then he saw a little boy that he hasn't seen in 
years.  He was even more shocked as the boy came up to him and gave him 
a hug and pipped up.  "Hello Sasuke."  
	"M-master Kuno?"  Sasuke asked shock at the sight of this little 
boy before him.
	"Father? Where?" with that Little Taki looked around the yard 
for his father.  "Fathers not here Sasuke."  A confused look on his 
face.  Which then brightened.  "Come on Sasuke let's play 
hide-and-go-seek!"  With that he slapped Sasuke on the arm and ran off 
laughing. "Your it!"  Sasuke could just stand there in shock as the 
little boy that he knew so long ago had came back.  As a tear flowed 
down his face and a smile broke out.  He didn't know why or how but his 
little Taki was back and with that went chasing after him. 
 					
	At the Tendo Dojo: Soun and Genma (in human form) were playing 
shogi while Nodoka watched sipping her tea.  She had heard Kasumi go and 
answer the door and waited patiently for her to announce their guests, 
if any.  What came around the corner truly shocked her as someone jumped 
into her lap causing her to spill her tea all over him,  yelling,  
"Mommy, I missed you!"  Soun was getting a similar treatment from a 
little girl in a yellow dress.  Looking down she noticed the new 
attachment to her body was a boy that she thought that she would never 
see again.  Genma could only look on in shock as his now five-year-old 
son hugged his mother.  With that all three of the adults fainted.

	Genma was awakened by the feeling a small weight dropping onto 
his stomach.  Looking at the cause of it shocked him even more.  "Are 
you all right pop?" A concerned look on his face as little Ranma 
inspected his father.  What could fell his mighty father who seemed to 
be able to do anything?  "Are you sick?"
	Jumping up and grabbing him by the shoulder, "Ranma my boy what 
has happened to you?" 
	Ranma was shocked, why was his father acting so strange? 
"Nothing pop, I was just playing with Akane and Ryouga."  His little boy 
face rapped with concern for his poor sick father.
	Looking over to his mother who looked a little whiter than 
usual, "Mommy?  What's wrong with pop?"
	Before anyone could respond Kasumi came over to him, with a big 
Kasumi smile on her face.  "Don't worry Ranma, your father is going to 
be alright. Why don't you go outside and play with Ryouga and Akane 
while we get supper ready?"	The little boy looked suspicious but no 
one can resist the Kasumi smile, he then shrugged walked over to Ryouga 
taking his hand so he would not get lost and leads him outside.  "Come 
on Akane, lets go into the dojo and practice."  
	Akane looked pensive not wanting to leave her father.  Seeing 
this Kasumi went over and led her by the hand to the doorway.  "Don't 
worry Akane, father will be fine you just go and practice, you want to 
make him proud of you don't you?"  With a big wide eye smile at her 
sister, Akane just nodded her head and raced to catch up with the other 
children.
	"My what obedient children they are."  Kasumi beamed brightly.  
Soun and Genma face faulted.	  With that Kasumi went into the kitchen 
to make sure supper would be on time.  What with three children in the 
house she would have to make something special so that they could all 
grow up big and strong.

	The Kuno mansion: We see the dinning room were Principle Kuno 
and Kodachi sitting at the table not yet touching their food. [Principle 
Kuno because he wanted his son here so that he would taste the food 
first.  Kodachi is an excellent cook but had a tendency to drug the 
food.] Kodachi seemed to be waiting for her brother so that she could 
try out a new potion on him.  Both seemed to be losing patience, until. 
 "Sasuke!"  They both yelled in unison.  Instantly a blur appeared to 
form their loyal servant appearing in a proper presenting position.  
"Yes Master Kuno, Mistress Kodachi?" 
	"Aloha Sasuke, where is the idiotic son of mine?"  Principle 
Kuno asked all the while making sure Sasuke's hair was up to specs.
	Sasuke grad for head to be covered replied, "The young Master is 
taking a nap after a hard days exercise." *extremely hard, especially on 
me* he thought.  Images of Little Kuno trying to play with his sister's 
pet Mr. Turtle, Sasuke barely finding him in time.  Little Kuno 
accidently activating one of the Kuno Family traps.  We see Sasuke 
dodging arrows while carrying Kuno all the while him laughing at such 
sport.
	"Well wake him my dear Sasuke.  He mustn't forsake his dinner or 
else he will go weak with hunger."  This coming from his sister who 
probably poisoned his food.  
	"Very well Mistress."  With that Sasuke left to prepare his 
little Taki for diner.  Several minutes go by before we see little Taki 
come to the table bow to his father and then to his sister, both of whom 
are shocked speechless.
	"Good evening Father, Sister."  And with that was about to sit 
down and consume his food when Sasuke suddenly appeared and place a 
different plate in front of him.
	"Here you go young Master, your favorite."  He quickly disposes 
of the other plate out the window where it is received by Mr. Turtle.  
We later see Mr. Turtle floating belly-up.
	Back at the dinning room.  With a big grin on his face, little 
Taki devoured his dinner.  Then turned to Sasuke, "Thank you Sasuke it 
was very delicious."  Trying to look proper in front of his father and 
big sister.  Sasuke just bowed hiding his show of relief for barely able 
to make the food in time so that Taki wouldn't have to consume one of 
Kodachi's meals.  "It was my pleasure Young Master."  With that he 
escorted Little Taki the exercise room for him to do his daily kendo 
practice.   We see that Kodachi and Principle Kuno are still to stunned 
to do anything.
	A few minutes after they leave they both start moving again 
unfortunately for them it was to eat their dinners.  After one bite they 
both slump forwards onto their plates.  We next see them sharing a room 
in the local hospital there they stay for a week.

	The Cat Cafe: Cologne decided to close early so she could get to 
the bottom of all this.  Letting out a low sigh, it had been a hard 
night working all alone.  If she couldn't figure out what happened she 
would have to hire some help or close down.  With she preceded to search 
for her great-granddaughter and that idiot Mousse.  She found then in 
the back it seemed like Mousse got sprayed from the sink as he tried to 
help with the cleaning, and true to little girls every where Shampoo 
couldn't resist playing with the little baby duck.  Again Cologne sighed 
at least it keeps them out of trouble.  "Come along Shampoo were going 
to visit Ranma."  And in true Shampoo fashion, lost all interest in 
Mousse and with a big "Hurray!" ran for the door.  Cologne got a glass 
of hot water and poured it on the little ducky and then she waited for 
Mousse to get dressed before leading outside hurrying to catch up with 
Shampoo.  Again she sighed she was getting to old for all this.

	The Tendo Dojo: Everyone just watched at the children devoured 
their meals with their safety sporks (little spoon and fork things.) 
Ranma occasionally taking some of his fathers food.  After a while he 
looked up at his father. *Boy pop really must be sick if he's not 
eating.* and with that thought devoir both his and his fathers meal. 
	When Nabiki got home she was as shocked as everyone else more so 
for it seems that her primary source of income just flew away like dust 
in the wind.  So that at dinner she just looked on with a unhappy stare 
on her face. Both Kasumi and Nodoka were in complete bliss.  Nodoka 
having gotten back the child that her husband took from her all those 
years ago.  Kasumi well she was Kasumi, to her it was someone to mother 
over.  Three little someone's, that is if Nodoka left Ranma here.
	All that was going through Genma's mind was, *Will I have to 
train him all over again? What if the master comes back nobody else 
could defeat him* an image of Happosai looming over his and Soun's 
beat-up bodies floating in head.   Happosai getting to Ranma at a young 
age and turning him against his father or worse making turn out just 
like Happosai.  Genma just sat there for the rest of the night eye 
twitching oblivious to all around him.
	Soun had already cried his "what has happened to my little girl" 
to "now I'll have to support her for another twenty years" visions of 
him as an old man trying to get the two teenage Akane and Ranma to 
marry.  Akane sticking him in an old folks home were he would never see 
the outside world again.  Soun suddenly glomps onto Akane, "How could 
treat your poor father like the Akane?" little Akane just looks at him 
in shock.