Yes, you can kill me for suggesting this :P.

RANMA IN:   MORTAL COMBAT

I'd write this myself, but i'm working on 3 other things :P.  Brief sample

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Mouse watched the spear Scorpian had thrown.  He looked at it again then
burst out laughing.  Scorpian scowled and prepared to launch another spear
when Mouse said "Amaeutar"  Mouse lifted his arms, and dozens of chains,
spiked balls, and other weapons shoot towards Scorpian.....

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This strikes me as funny... dont know why :).  

Kagato
I had a handle on life..... Then it broke