Two of my friends and I wrote this last night.  Additions to the list
will be considered and possibly appended.

Top 25 things Akane's cooking might say:
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25. Ranma Saotome, I love you, I would eat you.

24. I'm 99.9 % pleasure free !!!

23. <Looking at Ranma> Mmmmmmm....  Dinner...

22. Oink, squeek, bweee!

21. Ran-chan!

20. I'm not only toxic waste, I'm also a pediatrist.

19. Don't eat me!

18. Get back, buddy, I'm so discusting I think I'm gonna hurl!

17. Now where the hell am I?!

16. I am crewlty to animals incarnate!

15. Hot water... please?!

14. Ahhhhhh!  It isn't a dream!

13. Eat ME!?!?  Do you have a death wish, or something?

12. I cause cancer in rats.

11. Oh I wish I was an oscar meyer weiner...

10. I *WISH* I tasted like chicken.

9.  I make mystery meat look like ice cream.

8.  Bland?  Heck no.  I'm made of 563033 herbs and spices.  

7.  I violate poison laws in 38 countries.  

6.  You know if it weren't for that haggis I might almost be edible.

5.  Boy, I must be good.  My aroma alone knocked them out.  

4.  Hide me quick!  I'm on the EPA's most wanted list!

3.  Is that you, mommy?

2.  Why doesn't anybody like me?!?

And the number one thing Akane's cooking might say...


1.  I'm not dead yet!


Concept: Alan Larson (davel@goldengate.net)
	 Tyson Roberts (tyson@goldengate.net)
	
Writers: Tom Forsythe (polaris@goldengate.net)
	 Tyson Roberts (tyson@goldengate.net)

Editors: ispell (pace@mit-vax) ^_^


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| look at me I'm falling           | Nall       | off of the cliff now     |
| I can stil hear my mommy yelling |    "No da" | oh no no                 |
| but the words mean nothing       | ^_^        | can't catch up to me now |
| the view is so beautiful         | -Offspring | all the way down         |
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