On 8/15/97 8:15 PM, gaffney@iconn.net at gaffney@iconn.net wrote:

I just found this in my archives.  I posted it to afsm in
June.  As I recall, Chris Davies was the only one to notice.
I believe "WHAT THE HELL WAS THIS ALL ABOUT?!?!" was his
response.

<Snicker>

MICHIRU:  Right, so then Usagi says, right, she says, that she and
Mamo-chan had already done it.  Well, of course, I knew that wasn't
true, and -- why aren't you listening to me?

SETSUNA:  Because I already know how your story ends.  

Heh.

Hand me the
phone, would you, Haruka?

[Haruka does so.]

Hmph. Boring. Obvious. :)

MICHIRU:  And what about you, Haruka?  Why aren't you listening to my
story?

HARUKA:  Because I'm still mad at you for flirting with Ami last
night.

MICHIRU:  Oh, and who was *all over* Makoto, little miss "did the
world shake for you too"?

I see... been reading Biles again, have we?

[The door smashes inward in a spark of pyrotechnics, leaving a large
crescent-shaped mark in it.  MINAKO BOLOWSKI enters.]

<Sigh> Sean, Sean, Sean...

MINAKO:  Hello, girls, it's me, Minako, your wacky landlord, come over
here to learn more about your Outer Senshi humor, ha ha.  So, Michiru,
you and Haruka still doing the nasty?

MICHIRU:  [sighs]  Yes, Minako.

MINAKO:  Great, great.  Oh, look, some sod broke your door.  That'll
be 10000 yen you owe me.

HARUKA:  What can we do to get you to leave?

MINAKO:  [becoming chibi]  How about buying all my spare Sailor V
merchandise?

Are you actually competing for the 'bad karma from 70s revivals' title 
with Richard? :) 

SETSUNA:  Fine, here's all our worldly wealth.  Don't spend it all in
one place.

MINAKO: WAI!!  Thanks, Setsuna!  [she exits]

HARUKA and MICHIRU:  SETSUNA!!!

[There is a screech, a scream, and the sound of a bus colliding with a
body.  Splat.]

SETSUNA:  [smiling evilly] Hotaru, go get our money, would you?

Tsk. And she seemed like such a *nice* girl, too.

SETSUNA:  [on the phone]  Hi, Mokoti.  Listen, I can see all things
past, present and future, so I know we're destined to sleep together.
So how 'bout we get it out of the way now?  [pause]  You're only
fighting fate... [looks at phone, sighs] It always worked in the
Silver Millenium.

I think it's supposed to help if you prove you hold their destiny in your 
hands, first.

MICHIRU:  Why is that supposed to frighten us?  You're only a little
girl.  Who do you think you are, Mistress Nine?

[Hotaru powers up.]

Oh, dear. Boom. Boom boom boom. Boom boom. Boom.

HARUKA:  Erm...let's not be hasty now...

SATURN:  Death...Reborn...

MICHIRU:  [in major panic mode]  Aaah!  I'm going to die!  And the
last album I listened to was Phil Collins!  I can't die with Phil as
my last waltz...

Frito: Hey, I got'cha a copy of da _Saturday Night Fever_ soundtrack, if 
ya want it...

Windir & Lyra: @BAP @BAP @BAP...

Frito: Ow... Ya want I should give 'er _Disco Duck_ instead?



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