I am totally confounded on how despite my attempts to conceal the
existance of Skippy, the evil man-killing cat, people like H. Cobb had
discovered her.

It baffles the mind on how I've never mentioned Skippy, and yet people
know what she looks like, her manners, and how she is helping me pull the
plot along without any need for logic and reason.

Well it's true folks, Skippy is really my neighbor's cat with a bad dye
job.

I think we're supposed to be lured in to a false sense of insecurity here.

We are supposed to assume that the author is throwing Ura around without
thinking about it so that later on we won't blink when the feline starts
doing interesting things. "Oh, he just forgot the last time he mentioned
Ura, as it was two whole paragraphs ago!"  (As Baldrick might say "I have a
very clever plan milord!")

Darn it!  I now have to rewrite Chapter 4 - 8.  Well, I guess it won't be
going to the FFML tomorrow.  Note to self: Kill Skippy before she pulls
the plot into a weirder direction.

My take on it is that Ura's evil twin Skippy has setup the entire situation
and the plot will be resolved when the two identical cats put on the
mind-switch rings and are restored to their rightful bodies.

Well, no comment.  I don't give away plots... :P
 

Now, in order to track this down we must pay especially close attention to
the actions of the two cats.  Note that whenever Alielle and Makoto are in
close proximity the felines can switch places without anybody being any the
wiser.

Ever wonder why Alielle has a cute diamond in her head, and wonder why
Pioneer and AIC had the same seiyuu for Ryo-Ohki and Alielle?  Is there a
connection between Alielle and Ryo-Ohki?  Is Ryo-Ohki a lesbian?  Can
Alielle turn into a space ship?  Well... I dunno...  

OK, Alielle, Mako-chan and a cat are all together here, but the cat seems to
be more interested in her than him.

Ok, so the cat is a fellow lesbian...  Wait a sec!  I'm beginning to see a
new story idea brewing here....

Alielle: Oh Ura....

A Cat is dragging Makoto into the plot.  Note that Alielle is never stated
to have dropped the cat she was holding...

Well, you're right...  I tried to cover this up by stating that Ura is
also capable of teleporting, but you people are just too sharp.

Having accomplished their mission, the cats hide until chapter two:

Another reason I don't like cats that much.  They are conspiring to take
over the world, after Brain of course, and they seek to put humans into
servitude....  See, they are almost complete.  Ever see people who carry
their cats, people who pamper their cats with food, people who go to work
to get enough money to take care of their cats?

Here the cat is staying away from Fatora.  Is it because this cat knows
Fatora too well or that Fatora knows Ura too well?

Well you know Fatora...  She knows that the real Ura has a scar on the
back, hidden under the cat's cute mohawk thingymajig...

not fooling around and wasting time in that stuffy library."

The cats have Alielle so confused that she's using imprecise
negation. (Quick, does the NOT apply to the second part of the AND?)

Well, Alielle has been reading too much of Ranma fanfiction where authors
like to write Ranma's dialogue in slang.  She's also confused with the
English language and it's terrible grammar rules.

Fatora took the opportunity to stare at Ura,
who was on Alielle at the moment.

OK, in a protective mode, or trying to hide in plain sight?

Well, I guess it's time to divulge that Ura also has a Gerwalk, Soldier
and Fighter mode.  She can make cappicino, she slices, she dices, and she
makes a very efficient bed warmer...

The World is Alielle's towel.

And the world is Alielle's play thing, I might add....  Heh heh

No, not even if you took all of the men and compared the lot of them to any
woman.

Yeah, Fatora is weird in that way...  She's like one of those ultra-right
wing leftist feminists who refuse to burn bras on the account that her
beautiful figure might suffer.

They had closed the door so they could listen behind it, but Fatora heard it
latch!

Well...  Doors in Roshtaria automatically close, don't you know?  It's a
terrible fire hazard to keep doors open all the time...  Thank god for the
spring loaded arm.

Now, what have the cats accomplished so far?

Alielle and Mako-chan means no rescue of Ifurita and hence no Mako-chan...

Well, don't start talking about time paradoxes, it's confusing me.  But
I'm thinking, Ifurita was rescued after Makoto went to El Hazard, so there
is no time paradox here, right?  Unless... well, never mind.

No, I don't see it yet, maybe next chapter.

*scratches head*  Hey me too!  Do you think someone out there can help me
and tell me what happens in the end?