(A little orange haired girl comes out on to the stage.  She bows
politely to the crowd and prepares to sing....)

TOOOOOMORRROW!  TOOOOOMORRROW!  IT'S COMING!  TOMORROW!  TOMORROW'S JUST
A DAY A...."

*BLAM!*

(The little girl is blown through the curtain, the stage covered with
chicken noodle soup, chicken a la king, roast chicken, chicken balls and
of course, beer.  Then Megane 6.7 appears and speaks.

"The War.  My latest MSTing. Coming to the FFML tomorrow."  

Megane 6.7 salutes you.

"This blatant plug was brought to you by the Chicken Cannon and the desk
of Megane 6.7  Thank you and goodnight."


PREPARE FOR DEEP HURTING....