On Thu, 14 Aug 1997, Lara Bartram wrote:

	I told myself I wasn't going to do any more of this.

 I said the same.... :)

Guess I lied.

 ditto...

 I just want to add that I am not competing with
Robyn (why the hell would we compete over a really bad crossover
anyway!?!?)

 errr...uh...thanks..I think....

but I've noticed our ideas are similar, yet different.
So read both, read neither, read one or the other, they're both
bad.. :) 

 Well mine anyway...I know mine chews....
 (I am not attempting to do a complete story here - I'm

only picking and choosing scenes from the movie which seemed to
lend themselves to humor)

Flash Saotome
A Bad XOver

but strangely one of the most writable bad crossovers....
Isn't it easy....??
I think that's why I'm doing it....It is an easy write but also is simply
writing.
  At times I think that if you are blocked if you simply write....at
something that will not requit\re you to pour out your soul...or much at
all then at least you keep writing....
Which is better than sitting in front of a computer screen and gnashing
your teeth.

	Akane looked around, startled.  'Ranma, now I'm even hearing
your voice.'
	'Akane, it's really me!'
	'Ranma?  But I thought you were dead?'  Akane had a finger to
each temple and was staring off into space, as if Ranma's ghost were
hovering close by.
	'I was!  But Shampoo brought me back to life!'

 (just to be a pig...I'll say "I'll bet she did!"

***

	Tofu found himself strapped to a long metal table, held down
by garter belts.  There was a series of view screens up by the
ceiling, currently showing his face.

Now this is just getting kinky :)

	The man he recognized from the palace, in the black and gold
gi, was there, looking at some instrument panels.  A young woman with
long black hair, tied in a pony tail off to the side, was there with
him.  She was dressed all in black.

What no Iron Mask????

	"Oh my!  I couldn't possibly."
	"Sure ya can.  Even serving girls are allowed to live it up a
little."  Akane held the glass out to the girl.  "What's your name?"
	"Kasumi."
	"Well, Kasumi, let me tell ya, it's good stuff."
	"But I'm not allowed..."
	"Come on.  I won't tell.  It's just us girls here."  Akane
smiled at Kasumi.  "Have a drink."
	Kasumi looked at the little glass full of greenish liquid.
"Well, I suppose just a little wouldn't hurt..."  She set down the
tray and took the glass from Akane's hand.
	"Thatta girl."  Akane poured her own glass and sipped from it
as Kasumi tried her own.

-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-

Ack!  This is awful, just awful!  I can't believe how much this movie
begs to be fusioned/xovered, whatever you want to call it.  Damn, I'm
feeling inspired to do more of it too...  *growl*

It's like a really bad drug.....
"the first paragraphs free"
 but then you want more... and more :)

Previous part (and other stuff) on my web page at:
http://www.emich.edu/public/llb/fanfic.html

Lara

Good stuff....I'dd like to see more...

You are doing the movie right....? I find myself trying to write as badly
as the old black and white series but slipping into the movie....
I had some trouble with the last part cause I almost had some charater
development :)


                            Neil

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                    And her eyes were wild.
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