Mr. Otakki wrote:

On Tue, 12 Aug 1997, Spacewarp wrote:

On Fri, 8 Aug 1997, Scott Baker wrote:

I really hope they all die a REALLY horrible death in the first story. Geez.

Agreed!! yeesh!  didn't we already go through this in the 80's?

Please, no more!  No more! <whimper><whimper>  I've paid for my crimes of
writing bad fanfiction, you needn't bring out the big guns!  No Turtles
please!

 
	<Suddenly, the space time fabric rips as space time tries to sit down
really fast. Coming from the unsightly hole (apparently space time wears
Ren and Stimpy boxer shorts) seven Ageless SuperDeformed Hack-Fu
Mokonators leap out, branidhing weapory, multicolored masks and more
cutness then was EVER allowed by the Geneva convintion. They are
followed by a strange looking man, covered in kitchen utentisals,
wearing a mask, barely covering his flaring eyes!>

Masked Man: OH NO mister man! You do NOT get off that easily! You have
taken a perfectly ordinary Idea post and dragged it, ninja kicking and
Hai-Yah screaming into the world of Spam! You shall be punished! THIS
will be the implement of your... reforming. <holds up a fic>

Ottaki: Dear lord! Turtles?

Masked Man: Actually, no.

	<Spamming authors breath a sigh of relief in unison>

Masked Man: Just a gecko...

Authors: Ulp!

Masked Man: And Self Insertion

Authors: Ack!

Masked Man: And it's a Lemon

Authors: <pass out>

Masked Man: <looks to the camera and removes his mask, reviling Keener's
strangely bishounen face> Sorry folks, I'm trying to get back in
Tybalt's good graces, besides, when else was I ever gonna git an excuse
to repost this fic?

(And the Moon was as blood, the Storms crashed and the Seas BOILED!)
(Typical, thought the Lobsters)  
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