this is...well, how can I say it...ummm hen?...possibly...completely off
the wall...yeah...insane?...sure...but none of those describe the gut
slashing feeling I get reading this.  Very funny...twisted...but funny.
Not too lemony, too.

<Xeth>  What are you doing!!?

<typist> umm...replying to a fanfic...sir...m'liege...lord...

<Xeth>  BAKA!  ow many times have I TOLD you not to reply in my name...now
you shal face the consequences of my horizon realkm of insanity.

<typist> [screaming in horror while still typing] NOOOOOO!!!!  Anything
but THAT!

<Xeth>[Evil, toothy, grin...glowing red eyes...and purplish battle aura]
Yes...prepare to spend 24 hours with Chibi-Barney!

<typist>  Anything but that malformed, mutant, cnglomeration or Barney and
Chibi-Usa!!!  Please, spare me!

<Xeth>[Glowing...sends a blast of his aura at his typist and he disappears
in the middle of typ....

Xeth, the imaginative dragon in a hooman body...
*Insert quotable insite here*
email me at xeth@vaga.flame.org or cmhemphi@unity.ncsu.edu
Visit my web site at http://vaga.flame.org/~xeth/web/
"Admiral Kyone," shouts an officer on duty, "there is a lifepod ejecting
	from the rebel ship!"
	"Life forms?"
	"Non Admiral.  Shall we destroy it?"
	"Only if Darth Mihoshi was on board...," Kyone whispers to herself.

Anata no tamashii wa watashi no desu yo. Itedakimasu.