Subject: Ranma [LEMON/PARODY] 4 Stories of porn! Part 4
From: Scott Baker
Date: 8/12/1997, 6:04 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

Ranma 1/2: 4 Stories of porn! Part 4
By Scott Baker.



****WARNING! LEMON & DARK & PARODY! OH LORD!****

-What has gone so far?-
Just the normal antics of the Ranma gang... ya know.. Ranma's been fed the family.. he killed all the people in his school(In his dream).. and that's about the normal stuff..
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Q. WILL THIS BE THE LAST INSTALLMENT?!
A. YOU BETTER PRAY THAT IT IS!
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THE REALLY REALLY SHORT LAST CHAPTER! (4 paragraphs)

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CHAPTER 4/STORY 4 - "Wow, Ranma! Your a movie star!"
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Akane was in a very good mood. She walked quietly around the house, dusting rooms at random, and breaking things at random. "Ahh." She said while inhaling gobs of dust and infectious diseases. Akane was so excited for Ranma.. it was his second week working at a job. "I better make this house look nice for him, before he gets home." she said walking towards his room.

"Wow.." She thought, "we are actually going to have money.." Akane calmly opened Ranma's door. "Geez.. he can be such a slob." she thought frowning a little. Her frown disappeared as her grin returned. "We are gonna have money! Then we'll be able to afford that Miracle Mop that Ranma wants!" She yelled. She walked excitedly over to a few video tapes laid on a desk.

"What are these?" she asked at the non-labeled video cassettes. "THEY ARE VIDEO TAPES MORON!" A voice yelled from no-where. "NO! I meant what's on them." Akane yelled back to her consciousness. "Oh.. I donno then... prolly porn." Akane just shook her head. "Maybe it's Ranma's interview." Akane said quietly, she had kinda wondered where he worked.. he had kept it a quiet secret. She grinned. "I'll find out." she said as she popped the tape in the VCR.

The screen flashed on. Showing Ranma sitting on a couch. Akane smiled. "He looks so handsome." She said. "Ok Son.. show us your goods." A voice said from the screen. Ranma nodded, and pulled down his pants. A few cheers were heard from the screen. 70's style music started to play. "Bowp Bowp wowo bowp wowo..chick chika." A large title came on the screen. "Hardcore Hermaphrodites VI."

Akane silently turned off the video. Her face was mish mash of looks. She shook her head. "I'm so proud of him." she said, a small tear in her eye.



-You have to be so proud of him!-
Scott Baker
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