GOOD GOD!!! WHAT THA....

*ack*

Nice fic, Keener. :) *smiles* *shudders* Umm.. but my suggestion would
probably be to look into the imagery of the samurai dude since it got kinda
confusing about the box thing. Sorry. ^_^;;

*still shuddering as he sends the email off. ^^*

Wing.


On Tue, 12 Aug 1997, Keener wrote:

<*>GOOD GOD! What was I thinking when I wrote THIS thing? Well, I've
<*>already posted my intentions to repost this monstronsity, no turning
<*>back now. Read it at your lesiure, it's short, sweet and absolutly
<*>devoid of suicide scenes or character bashing.
<*>
<*>OtakuNXS nervously presents...
<*>
<*>		Teenage Ninja Gecko
<*>
<*>Part One (c'mon guys, you don't REALLY want me to contiue this?)
<*>
<*>          The author struggled uselessly against his bonds.  No one
<*>could of resisted such a vindictive horde of ravenous Otaku, not even
<*>one who had survived the rage of the Gecko Kami, not even one who had
<*>survived the "attention's" of Overfrog and his naughty tadpoles.  He
<*>sighed and resigned himself to his errrrrr...position, and his new
<*>identity. Take newly cursed author, one splash of cold water, one 
<*>industral strength bondage hemp rope and mix well. He WAS the HOG-TIED
<*>GIRL!!!
<*>
<*>         Suddenly, her fierce attempts to regain some form of composire,
<*>and maybe some form of clothing, were brought abruptly to a halt.  A
<*>massive figure stalked into the room, he seemed to be composed of
<*>samuria armor, with some sort of cabinet in his stomach.
<*>
<*>         "Ahhhh, the hog-tied girl, how I've longed for this day!", his
<*>voice seemed to come out of nowhere, for the massive helmeted head,
<*>didn't move or quiver in the slightest.
<*>
<*>         Screwing her courage to the sticking place (whoa, THAT'S a
<*>lemon unto itself) she defiantly cried,"Do your worst, I'll never tell
<*>you the secret hiding place of the Ninja Gecko!"  Heartened by her own
<*>conviction she continuied," You can whip me, beat me, torture me...you
<*>can Nee! me, force me to watch American cartoons, or even feature me in
<*>a Melroise Place episode, I'll NEVER betray....errrrr...what are you
<*>doing?"
<*>
<*>         The warrior had gotten closer during her ranting and was now in
<*>her face.  The really strange part was that something was glomping on to
<*>her breasts, something that seemed to be extending from the beast's
<*>BELLY.
<*>
<*>         Try as she might, she couldn't avoid shivering slightly at his
<*>moist embrace.  Looking down, she saw what looked to be a human head,
<*>gently taking her bossom into his mouth.  The author cringed with
<*>recognition, Kuno...why'd it have to be Kuno.  However, though the mind
<*>was not willing, the flesh responded easily to Tatewaki's massauging
<*>lips and his probing tongue.  Years of poetry spouting had made his
<*>tongue quick and sure.
<*>
<*>       The author, having never been an actual girl before(Shut up, that
<*>doesn't count and anyway, I left the boy scouts after that...errrr
<*>...skit) couldn't help but be overwhelmed at the responsiveness of his
<*>new body.  Idily, she wondered what that quicksilver tongue could do if
<*>it were actually inside her.
<*>
<*>        "No, I got to fight it...can't lose control...will strong...body
<*>WEAK!!!!" shreiking, she began to lose herself in Kuno's warm embrace.
<*>Then, without warning, he stopped.
<*>        
<*>	"NOOOOOO!!!" he panted feverousily, "I, Master Kuno, Lord of Deminsion
<*>Gex, cannot force myself on a goddess such as yourself.  I must... I
<*>must compose myself."
<*>  
<*>        Though the author meant it to be a relieved sigh, the hog-tied
<*>girl actually said,"Ahhhhh, can't we at least fininish first...Here,
<*>I'll start again...ummmmmm, I'LL NEVER TALK!!!  I will NEVER tell you
<*>the location of the Ninja Gecko! Though you may oraly please me from
<*>dawn until dusk (Please?) you'll not get anywhere with me!"
<*>  
<*>        "Humph, who said anything about the Ninja Lizard?  I've GOT
<*>ninjas, and as for gecko's I'm afraid I'm just not that sick. You are
<*>here to give me more info on Akane O'Neil, then together, we three will
<*>sit on the throne to Deminsion Gex.  All three of us at the same time,
<*>this is NOT about power, it's about reaching out to people, touching
<*>people...GROPING PEOPLE!" One of the Samurria's massive hands reached
<*>down and wiped the drool off Kuno's face.
<*>
<*>        "Since you won't respond to me, the Big Cheese, perhaps you'll
<*>respond to the Cheese Greater!  Oroku Sasuke, come and..heh... join us!"
<*>
<*>End Part One (do you?)
<*>
<*> 
<*>        I-I never wanted to do this Lemon writing thing you know. I-I
<*>always wanted to be... a CAR JACK!!!
<*>        Leaping from flat tire to flat tire, with my best crowbar at my
<*>side, we'd sing sing sing
<*>
<*>


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