From: Meliss45@aol.com
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~Melissa
<screams at the Writer's Block Monster> ;)

Ah, yes, the writer's block monster...
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Ranma jumped from rooftop to rooftop, in a desperate hurry.

"PREPARE TO DIE, RANMA!" came the cry from his left.

"RANMA SAOTOME, I SHALL SMITE THEE!" came the cry from his right.

"Stop it, guys!"  Ranma shouted as Ryouga and Kuno jumped in from either
side.  "I'm in a hurry.  Akane's been kidnapped again, and this time, I'm
not sure I can handle it."

Kuno's blade stopped less than an inch from Ranma's throat, and Ryouga
skidded to a stop (an impressive feat, since he was in mid-air).  Both were
worried sick.

"Akane's been kidnapped?  Ranma, you must let me help you!"  Ryouga
demanded.

"And I, Tatewaki Kuno, the Blue Thunder of Furinken High, will join you to
defeat this foul person-"

"Actually," Ranma interrupted, "It's not a person we're after.  And that's
what I'm worried about."  Ranma started hopping rooftops again, Ryouga
following and Kuno barely keeping up.  They came to the waterfront, and
found a trail of green slime, slowly melting away the concrete sidewalk
surrounding the loading dock.  "Ah, there goes the trail of the soup she
was fixing for me..."  He started following the path, slowing down so as to
avoid stepping into the hazardous goo.

He followed it to an old abandoned warehouse, and Ryouga and Kuno followed
him in.  Standing over a bound and gagged Akane stood one of the most
hideous creatures ever seen on this planet.  Kuno charged, but was tossed
aside against a wall, unconscious.  It ignored Ryouga's shishi hokodan, and
the flying rock from his Bakusai Tenketsu wasn't even enough to distract
it.  Seeing what it was attempting to lure to this building, it charged
straight for Ranma.  Unleashing a fury of blows, Ranma watched as the beast
jumped over him, and devoured it's target.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" the creature cried as the narrator plunged down it's
throat.  "Another victim of the writers' block monster!"
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Hey, when the inspiration hits...
Disclaimer:  All named characters belong to Rumiko Takahashi... Bla bla
bla...