At 12:29 AM 11/08/97 -0700, Mark Premo wrote:

Hows this for a fic?  The oni select Ranma as earth's champion, he wins(was
there a ever a doubt) so everybody's happy until Lum glomps Ranma and calls
him "Darling".  Can you say "Massarce".  This is the story of Ranma and his
first non-human( Shampoo-neko doesn't count) fiancee.

Actually this brings an idea to mind that I would really like to know
if it's been done:
Instead of Ataru being chosen to be Earth's champion, the champion and
eventual winner/'husband' is... Ryuu-kun.

 "My son's getting married!"

 "Argh! I'm not a guy!" WHAM!

 "Darling?" Electricity arced, "What do you mean... you're not a guy t'cha?"

Come on... SOMEONE, somewhere, has to have done this one.

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