Here's my plot to date:



Genma hears that Ryuu's mother died in giving birth to a girl, then he goes

off to raise Ranma as a real man.  (So that his child can marry Ryuu and

they can run the seaside Tea-Shop/Dojo (Strange business model here), and

because he's got the boy, he'll teach him the martial arts side of things.)



Now that Ranma is 16 and looks ready to meet Ryuu, Genma contacts Ryuu's

father and is informed that he actually has a son.



Horrified, Genma takes Ranma for a quick trip to China.



"Dad, what's with all these springs?"



BOOT!  "Oh, I'm so sorry!"



"Whoever fall in spring take body of shapely woman."



"Really?, horrors!"



Then it's time to go to the Tea-shop.



Anybody want to write this one? (I haven't seen enough Jackie-chan to

manage)



Personally I'd much rather write "Chaos and Death".  (I suspect that my

choice for Goddess of Death will be MUCH more controversial than my pick for

Lord of Chaos)



	Henry J. Cobb	hcobb@slip.net          http://www.io.com/~hcobb