Damn it! This question has been nagging me forever, but I have been
hesitant to ask? I would think that someone else would ask this question,
but alas, no one ever has. I've heard questions simular to this, but not
this exact one. So, now I am going to ask it. 

[snip question]

Why do I do this? Why do I post all this SPAM? Is this a disease I have?
Hmmm... I wonder if Hormel is upset that internet users use one of their
product's names in a bad way? Have Spam sales increased or decreased as a
result?

AUGHS!!! I did it again. I should delete that last segment, but I won't.
You see how bad my problem is! I hate it. I want to crawl into a hole and
hide. As long as I can get cable.

If you're so worried about spamming, subscribe to the spam list!  8)  This 
question is *meant* for there.  ;)

Not only that, but we need more people to increase the spammage volume.  
Hell, we're only getting one or two posts a _week_ now.  That's not right. 
 @_@

The subscribe address is ffml-d-request@universal-net.com.  Put "subscribe 
ffml-d" in the body.  The posting address is ffml-d@universal-net.com.

Enjoy...  ;)

Damon Casale, damoo@universal-net.com
Spam, spam!  WONDERFUL spam!  ^_^