Now this is a masterpiece! I'm gonna hang this one up on my refrigerator!
Oh..yeah.. for this C&C I've quoted quite a bit of your story...I'm bored.
>Baker: You are a very sick man. You should be on a lethal dose of
>lithium.
Wow...you read my mind.
>Folks, I encourage you *not* to read the following lemon.
That's like telling teenagers to never watch "The forbidden video's in my closet"
>Daaaaa....you're a real sicko, no da. Okay, okay, fine...read the
>damn thing, na no da. See if I care no da.
Hell..you wrote it. ;}
>Before Ukyou could react, he had tied her
>wrists tightly to the handle of her spatula.
> "Tsu--what the hell are you doing, you hentai?" she yelled.
> "Shhh...cut that out, Ukyou-sama. Someone could hear." Still
>holding her tightly by the wrists, he dragged her into the back
>corner of the restaurant, to the booth she tended to seat young
>lovers at.
Ahh...how romantic....
> Upon arriving at the booth, Ukyou realized something was strange.
>Come to think of it, nobody had been sitting at it today...
> Tsubasa tapped a spot on the partition of the booth, and pushed
>aside what seemed to be open space revealing the table at which the
>couple would sit...only there was no space, no table, no benches.
> The booth was gone. "What the hell?"
Where did it go Scooby doo? Damn meddling kids...
> Tsubasa pushed Ukyou into the space where the booth had been, and
>reached back to pull a screen back in front of the booth. "Like this
>disguise, Ukyou-sama? I removed the booth, and made it look like it
>was still here. You didn't even notice!" He began fiddling with
>something on the screen, then turned back to Ukyou, who was now
>flailing her legs about. "Let me go you sick pervert!" she shouted.
If she wants help... scream "Oh my god! A hermaphrodite is trying to molest me!"
> Ukyou's eyes were wide in horror. "What...what the hell are you
>doing, Tsubasa? This isn't funny!"
> "It's not supposed to be funny, Ukyou-sama." Now able to use his
>hands, the former crossdresser knelt before his captive, and stroked
>her cheek. "You see, Ukyou-sama...I'm tired of the way you abuse me.
Tsubasa's back! And he's deadlier than ever! "I will punish you with unimaginable sex crimes!"
> "If you don't untie me right now I'll scream."
> Tsubasa laughed. "Go ahead and scream as much as you want. I'll
>enjoy it. Oh, and nobody will hear you. This little booth of mine is
>soundproofed."
Tsubasa can't even tell what sex he is, how the hell did he manage to get a BOOTH soundproof?!
> "Tsubasa...stop now and I won't kill you," Ukyou said, voice
>wavering. The sweat was pouring off her in waves now.
> "Nah, I don't think so, Ukyou-sama," Tsubasa said. He grasped her
>left breast and began stroking it, squeezing the nipple between his
>thumb and forefinger. Ukyou cringed.
Yes sir.. he's a smooth operator.
> "I swear you'll die if you do this, Tsubasa."
> Tsubasa laughed. "You're in no position to make threats, Ukyou-
>sama."
What position is she in? ;]
> "You know, even if you left me tied up here, someone would come
>looking eventually. I know if Ranchan found me, he'd kill you."
> Tsubasa chuckled. "I have no fear of death, Ukyou-sama. The only
>thing I live for now is to see you abused, humiliated, like you've
>done to me countless times."
Ohhhh. So it's Ukyou's fault... I get it now.
> Ukyou closed her eyes. "So that's it then. You're going to rape me.
>"
> Tsubasa laughed. "No...no. Not at all."
> Ukyou blinked, staring at him. "But..."
> Tsubasa shook his head. "I can't rape you, Ukyou-sama. Humiliate
>you, expose your body, this..." he said, squeezing her breast for
>emphasis, "but I don't think I can rape you."
Ohhh. So he can't rape her.. incompetent isn't he? Can't finish a job... geez. no wonder our world is in it's rapid demise. Joke.
> "Oh? So you *want* to be raped, is that it?"
> Ukyou snarled. "You'd *better* rape me, you stupid jackass! So
>I'll have a really good reason to kill you!"
Hmm. Well.. she sure has had a change of heart..
> "That's better. Any self-respecting man in your position would
>rape the girl," Ukyou said.
Wow.. I think someone has watched too much Geraldo.
> "Oh, I'm not going to rape you," Tsubasa said, giggling.
> Ukyou blinked, then shouted, "You little BASTARD! Even RYOUGA
>would get around to raping me, and he faints at the sight of female
>flesh! You're not a man at all, are you?"
Ryoga's the man! So is she now wanting more and more people to rape her? You need to build a list.
> Tsubasa snickered. "Of course I am. But I'm not a rapist. I'm just
>here to torture you." He picked up the small spatula he'd used to cut
>her bindings, and examined the blade. "Hmmm...pretty sharp," he
>commented. "This may hurt."
> "What--"
> Ukyou winced as the cold metal penetrated her slit. "Fits nicely,"
....why not put a salad shooter up there, while your at it?
Ukyou realized that the spatula was still
>inside her.
> "There," he said. "That shouldn't come out."
> "The hell?"
> Tsubasa laughed. "Oh, that spatula's wedged in there tight, Ukyou-
>sama. I'd say it'll keep you open for a long time."
Which spatula is this?! More people need to invest in these.
> Ukyou cringed. That spatula was cold, and painful. She was pretty
>sure that eventually it would cut her. "Please...take it out..."
> Tsubasa shook his head. "Nope. I don't think so."
> "I'll...I'll do anything...please...take it out..."
Yeah... yeah.. "The I'll do anything" bit.. you hear it all the time when you stuff a spatula inside someone.
> Tsubasa snickered. "You'll just have to suffer." He turned away
>for a moment, then turned back. "Oh, almost forgot...the finishing
>touch." He unbuckled his belt, and unzipped the fly of his pants.
Does he have to pee? Poop? Splooge? The tension builds.
> Ukyou's eyes widened. "So...so you are going to rape me..."
> Tsubasa snickered, shaking his head, as he pulled out his manhood,
>and began stroking himself.
Good manhood.. goodboy.
Ukyou watched, unsure of what was going
>on, as Tsubasa continued to stand over her, masturbating. <Isn't he
>going to rape me?> Ukyou wondered.
Ahh... such a sweet and innocent young man.
> A short while later, Tsubasa came, his semen spraying onto Ukyou's
>face, into her eyes and mouth.
She closed her eyes, feeling the sting
>of the unwelcome fluid, and tasting the terrible taste on her tongue.
That'll teach you to leave your mouth open Ukyou!
>She didn't want to swallow it, but she had to, to get most of the
>taste out. If she spit it out, he'd probably do it again, she
>reasoned. So, she swallowed.
Hahah. "He's a wild a crazy guy"
> Tsubasa laughed. "Farewell, Ukyou-sama. I hope you learned a
>lesson." She heard a rustling. She blinked her eyes open, ignoring
>the foreign wetness as she looked at the now closing partition. She
>heard it click into place.
> "TSUBASA! GET BACK HERE YOU JERK! UNTIE ME! RAPE ME! DO SOMETHING!
>YOU CAN'T..."
> It was too late. He was gone, and she was tied up, with cum on her
>face and in her eyes, with a spatula wedged in her vagina.
He is just so unsupportive. I'm mean..damn.. leaving at such a inconvenient time!
> A young man with brown hair whistled merrily as he boarded a train
>at Nerima station, bound for Shikkoku. He had fulfilled his goals,
>and he was happy. Whatever happened next...well, that would take care
>of itself.
Well.. hasn't he had an eventful day!
>
> Ranma, Akane, and various other residents of Nerima were puzzled
>over the "Indefinitely Closed To Business" sign on the door of
>Ucchan's Okonomiyaki. Nobody had seen her for days, and she never
>seemed to be home.
> One day, Ranma and Akane decided to break into her shop, to look
>for her. All they found was an empty restaurant, and no sign of their
>friend.
"Maybe she's behind that booth!" "No.. that's for the young lovers.. Ukyou wouldn't be behind there."
>
> For the next month, a young woman screamed. Her screams became
>hoarse, then weak, then faded to muted whimpers.
> After a month had passed, she screamed no more.
> It didn't matter...nobody had ever heard her scream anyway.
She sure can stay alive for along time.. 7 days with out food.. 2 days without water...
Yes sir.. we have a winner here! Right on MCMAN!
Scott Baker
iNSANiTY Software
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