OneShot:And what about that crappy 'Sentenced to life' bit that I 
recently sent
onto the FFML? If I give you a curse, you're gonna get raped by all 
those
inmates.

Ranma:(Fuming)Oh yeah, I forgot about that. How can you put me in jail 
like
that?!?

He's gonna get raped by all the inmates anyway!  He's young, cute,
and friendless in a badly run American prison.