I jus' wrote this for fun. Nothin' much else....




Jeffrey "OneShot" Wong	

Ranma 1/2: A revenge that wasn't so bad



(Opening scene: OneShot's room. We see the back of OneShot's head as he sits in
front of his computer. His television is on and Star Trek  happens to be on.
OneShot looks like he's attempting to write a fanfic. His speakers are blazing
as he's also listening to the ending song of a Video Girl Ai on his MP3 player)

Ranma:(Entering the room)You OneShot?

OneShot:Yeah.(Turns around)Oh man, you look like Ranma. Lettme guess, this is a
revenge 'fic.(Thinking)Damn, I was hoping I wouldn't fall into the revenge thing
like all the other author's did.

Ranma:I have some things I would like to talk to you about.

OneShot: Can I finish watching Star Trek, I never saw this episode?

Ranma:...............

(A few minutes pass)

OneShot:(Shuts off TV)Wow, that was a good episode. Okay, what was it ya wanted
to talk to me about? Wait, let me turn off my MP3 player.(Turns off music)Okay,
now you can go...wait a sec...since I'm online and I won't be doin' anythin', I
might as well let the computer download. Okay, what do ya want?

Ranma:There's some things I've been meanin' to talk to you about.

OneShot:Like what?

Ranma:I want to talk to you about the way you protray me and everyone else in
your stories.

OneShot:In which ones? I wrote quite a few.

Ranma:In just about all of them....except for the Dragonlance and other anime
series ya wrote.

OneShot:In what way do ya not like about my writin'?

Ranma:(Sits down)Well, in your Mousse's love, ya killed off Mousse.

OneShot:Yeah. So?

Ranma:What do ya mean 'so'? How can you say something like that? You killed off
Mousse. As much as he annoys me, he doesn't deserve to die.

OneShot:I figured it would make the story more dramatic.

Ranma:Also, will you stop puttin' that <End for now> at the end of every fanfic.
It keeps confusing the readers that there will be a continuation.

OneShot:That's just how I end it. I put that on my first sotry, and I guess it
stuck with me. Anything else?

Ranma:Yeah, in 'The least one can do', why didja have it where I start falling
in love with Shori.

OneShot:What's wrong with that?

Ranma:Um, well, there's really nothin' wrong with that...

OneShot:Ya want me to put ya back with Akane?

Ranma:Well....no.

OneShot:Good, cause I wouldn't have anyway. 

Ranma:What?

OneShot:It'd be a cop-out. Besides, all the readers don't really want it to turn
out that way. They say there's enough 'fics out there where you and Akane get
together.

Ranma:.............

OneShot:Anything else?

Ranma:Yeah, what about 'A day to remember'?

OneShot:What about it?

Ranma:When the heck are you gonna finish it? You started that series before RAAC
was created, and you still didn't finish it.

OneShot:Um, I guess I'm takin' my time. I have a good reason though...

Ranma:What?

OneShot:I'm workin' on another story and I want to put my full attention into
it.

Ranma:Lettme guess...'Ranma's girls'

OneShot:Cool, how'd ya know?

Ranma:That's all ya ever mention. You keep tellin' everyone to give it a try. I
think you already made it clear that you're workin' on that story....which is a
lie.

OneShot:............

Ranma:If you said you were gonna work on nothin' but that story, then why didja
write 'A memorable past'? Or how about 'It was all a dream'? And speakin' of 'It
was all a dream', how could you make me suffer like that? That must've been one
of the most depressin' 'fics that I ever starred in.

OneShot:(Smiles)Thanks

Ranma:Huh?

OneShot:In a way, you're promoting my works. But don't worry, I'll probably
write another version to it, but this time, Akane suffers.

Ranma:(Picks OneShot up by collar)Don't you dare.

OneShot:(Meekly)Okay okay. I won't.

(The door opens and in walks five girls)

OneShot:Oh shit.

Rei: Yeah, you better say that. You're in big trouble for the way you protrayed
us is your stupid 'Usagi's usual morning' lemons. I can't believe you have us
doing those things.

OneShot:.............

Ranma:Wait, you're the five girls from his 'Usagi's usual morning' series?

Rei:Yeah. What about it?

Ranma:I read those.

OneShot:(Jumping in)And what didja think about 'em?

Rei:(Glares)He wasn't talking to you.

OneShot:(Meekly)Sorry.

Ranma:(Nervously)Well, they were....um...nevermind.(Turns to OneShot)Let's jus'
say that OneShot has too much time on his hands.

OneShot:No pun intended...

Ranma:Huh?

OneShot:(Sighs)Nevermind.

Makoto:So what's the deal with the Usagi's usual morning series?

OneShot:I'm gonna finish part 8 it and then no more lemons. I promise.

Ami:How come I get the feeling he won't keep to his promise.

Minako:As long as he stops the UUM series, that's good enough for us.

OneShot:Um, er, I don't think the readers would like that.

Usagi:Oh? Why not?

OneShot:They seem to like those for some reason. And I don't really know why.

Rei:Well we don't care. We want you to stop.

OneShot:Fine. I'll stop. I assume you want me to finish part 8.

Rei:And why's that?

OneShot:Because Motoki's in it...

Rei:................

OneShot:Okay, then I guess I better not.

Rei:W-wait. You don't have to....necessarily....not write part 8. I guess we can
live through another one of your lemons(Thinking)As long as Motoki's in it....

OneShot:(Suspiciously)..............

Usagi:(Turns on television)Man, I'm bored, let's see what's on TV. (Watches for
a minute)What are they saying? I can't understand them.

OneShot:Duh? That's because they're speakin' in English and you're speaking in
Japanese.

Ranma:Then why do all the readers see what we're saying in English.

OneShot:Because it's easier for me to write in.

Ami:You just ended a sentence with prepostion.

OneShot:Yeah. So.

Ami:That's incorrect way of saying it.

OneShot:(Mumbles)Geez.

Ranma:Look, I hafta go now. I just wanted to letcha know that most of us don't
like the way you portray us.

OneShot:Lettme guess. You want me to write more like the way Takahashi does it.

Ranma:Yeah,

OneShot:Well, if I do that means I hafta give ya the curse...and I don't think a
curse would run well in 'Ranma's girls'.

Ranma:Fine, let that be the exception.

OneShot:And what about that crappy 'Sentenced to life' bit that I recently sent
onto the FFML? If I give you a curse, you're gonna get raped by all those
inmates.

Ranma:(Fuming)Oh yeah, I forgot about that. How can you put me in jail like
that?!?

OneShot:Uh-oh.

Ranma:I can't believe you let that guy beat me up. How can you make it where I
look so meek?! How can you make me suffer like that?!

OneShot:..................

Ranma:Look, I'll forgive you if you give it a hapy ending.

OneShot:But that's hard. I like writin' sad endings more than happy ones. It
makes more of an impact.

Ranma:Well don't. 

OneShot:..................

Ranma:I don't mind you puttin' me together with Ukyo since there are very few
Ranma/Ukyo 'fics out there, but I don't want you to make me seem meek and
defenseless. That just isn't me. I still can't believe you didn't have it where
I fought back.

OneShot:Fine, if I continue it, I'll have it where you get even in the end.

Ranma:Good.(Turns to leave)Well, I guess that's all I have to say now. I'll be
back if you write more stories like that.

OneShot:Fine.

Ranma:Bye(Leaves)

OneShot:That wasn't so hard.

Rei:Well, you forgot about us.

OneShot:No I didn't. I don't think there's anyway I can after writin' all those
lemons about you...

Rei:..............

OneShot:Would ya mind if I write a self-insertion lemon with you guys?

All:Get real!!!

OneShot:I guess you're right since not many readers like self-insertion
'fics...heck that's what spawned 'Artemis' Lover' into the fanfic community.

Minako:Don't even mention that story.

OneShot:Hey, at least the story was salvaged when Megane 6.7 did a MST3000 of
it.

Usagi:Look, before we leave, we want ya to stop writin' lemons about us. That's
all.

OneShot:(Smiles wryly)Okay, I guess I won't write that one where Motoki's in
it....

Makoto:We'll make an exception for that....

OneShot:Of course you sould. Is there anything else?

Usagi:Well, not really.

OneShot:So what are you gonna do, just stay here?

Usagi:What's wrong with that?

OneShot:I wanna get back to my fanfics.(Thinking)Besides, I'm not much of a SM
fan.(Looks at screen as he checks for email)Cool, Catkiller's back!!!

Ami:Who?

OneShot:He was this guy that pissed the entire FFML off a few months ago. Oh
nevermind....

Minako:Guys, we better get going now.

Usagi:I guess you're right.(Looks at OneShot)Before we leave, do you have
anything to eat. I'm hungry.

Rei:You're always hungry.

OneShot:Not much. I only have pockey.

Usagi:I'll pass. 

OneShot:How about a cookie?

Usagi:No. Anything else?

OneShot:Oaky, how about some carrots?

Usagi:...............

OneShot:It's just a joke. Lighten up.

Rei:Well, let's get going.

(The senshi leaves)

OneShot:Well, that wasn't so hard. Now, where was I....(Looks at monitor)Shit,
more spam....



<End for now>

	It just wrote this for fun. It was just floating around in my head and I
wanted to get rid of it. Hope ya enjoyed it. I apologize for the grammar and
spelling errors. Ranma belong to Rumiko Takahashi and the Sailor Senshi belong
to Naoko Takeuchi. 


					Jeffrey "OneShot" Wong	


<Bye>
	

-OneShot
Jeffrey Keith Wong: jeffwong@li.net
http://www.rit.edu/~jkw7063/fanfic/index.htm
http://www.li.net/~jeffwong/index.htm
The latter site has been updated on Aug 4th.