On Sun, 3 Aug 1997, Jeremy Parish wrote:

Wow... this was, um, twisted. 

Now _there's_ a comment I can be proud of!  That's why I labeled it a
Spamfic.  I was trying for 'twisted' or at least a close approximation
thereof.

Not in the same sense that, say, Nekophilia was twisted. 

Heaven help me if one of my fics is ever compared to a lemon.  (I assume
you are not talking about SKJAM!'s Nekophilia, which is the only one
I've read.)

If you wanted to make a really _evil_ fic, have Ranma end up in the
Spring-of-the-Drowned-Eccentrica-Gallumbits.  *Shudder*  I'm not that kind
of writer!

I like the notion of Ryoga falling in the Spring of Marvin ("Ranma, prepare
to die! I've got this horrible pain in the diodes down my left side!"). 

Actually, I meant to imply that Ryouga would land in the Mattress spring.
I know, that's _cruel_.  Just imagine Akane: "Oh, what a cute mattress."

And of course Pantyhose Tarou will be dipped in the Spring of Drowned
Slartibartfast (so he'll have a horrible name in either form).

Spring-of-the-Drowned-Ravenous-Bugblatter-Beast-of-Traal would be better
for Tarou.  Not that I have anything against Tarou, it just fits.

Should we expect more? Part of me hopes so... but my common sense knows it
would probably be painful.

As I said in the notes, I am _not_ going to continue this.  I have too
many other ideas which interest me more.  Consider yourself lucky.  :)

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